God, I hate my stupid fucking life right now.
All I wanted to do was go to the kitchen, throw together some food, come back to Mister Computer, and eat it.
But the goddamned dizziness had other plans.
First I sat on the edge of the bed for a good long time, hoping that would spare me some of the dizziness I had previously experience when I stood up.
And for a few moments, as I wheeled the walker towards the bedroom door, it seemed like it might be working,
But nope. Then the motherfucking dizziness hit me, and it hit me hnrd.
nd now kybd n gd. FML.
Because yesterday , just as I was settling into my blogging, my computer developed a bizarre error where some keys on the keyboard simply do not respond.
At first I thought the keyboard itself was broken . irritating but fixable.
But then I dug up that fancy ‘gaming ‘ keyboard I bought but never used ages ago and plugged it in, and it too had mysterious dead zones .
So now I am stuck blogging with a virtual keyboard on my own damned PC, and IDKWTF to do.
it’s such a weird problem that I don’t even know how to Google it.
To top it all off, I can’t seem to get WordPress working on my fancy new tablet . Otherwise I would be doing this there .
Expect much briefer entries till I get this shit sorted due to how much more work it is to type this way.
Life hates me.
More after the break.
Back from Denny’s.
Guess I will at least get this mofo up to 500 words so I can say I did half a blog entry today, more or less.
But lordy do I miss typing .
Everything is so much WORK now. Just getting to the kitchen feels like a marathon right now. Getting to the car and from the car to Denny’s and back was brutal .
And that’s partly because of the weakness of my legs. And it’s partly because my muscles have atrophied from sixteen days of bed rest.
But mostly it’s a matter of friction.
See, my walker has two wheels up front, chariot style , and two legs in back.
The wheels roll fine, and the legs have these little skis on them to let them glide over flat surfaces like concrete or carpet .
But I am thinking they were not designed with behemoths like me in mind.
So I have to overcome a lot of resistance to get anywhere and that is very tiring.
Ergo, a better solution is sought. The drag on my chariot must be reduced .
Anyone have a tennis ball I can cut in half and stick to the feet of my vehicle?
42 words to go. I can do this .
Having this keyboard weirdness crop up now when I am so vulnerable really seems unfair Here I am , a day out of the hospital , and this bullsit blindsided me.
This is why I think life hates me.
I will talk to you nice people again tomorrow .