Normally these things are way way off, but this one… they got it pretty much dead on.

According to that test, I am the Slow Dancer. Here’s the text :

Steady, reliable, and cradling him tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy…you are The Slow Dancer

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The men left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal man is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it’s HIGHLY likely they’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

That… is pretty much me to the proverbial T, yup. Love is my focus, taking things slow and gentle (which has cost me people I am interested in who get scooped up by someone who moves faster), looking for someone intimate and intelligent and supportive, you bet, and I thrive in small groups of smart people.

Not bad, test. Not bad at all.

According to the test, I should be looking for this guy, The Gentleman :

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you’re their man. You’re sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you’re experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you’re classic “marrying material,” a prize in the eyes of many.

It’s possible that behind it all, you’re a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you’re fundamentally sex-driven. You’re a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you’re like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. He is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.

Whoever wrote that test result text needs to learn focus. Then again, I’m one to talk!

Anyhow… that does sound like my kind of guy. Someone to yang my yin, so to speak.