<TheAmazingShielaD> So I am watching the Dark Knight rises for the millionth time and you know that scene where Batman goes through a tunnel on a motorcycle?
<DanielTheSpaniel> Yeah.
<TheDorkKnight> Kinda.
<McLovin1990> I think so. It’s been a while since I’ve seen it.
<TheAmazingShielaD> Well if you watch closely, you can see that it’s daytime when he goes into the tunnel, and its night when he comes out!
<DanielTheSpaniel> Bullshit.
<McLovin1990> I totally would have noticed that.
<ChickKorea> Yeah, me too.
<TheAmazingShielaD> I swear it’s true! And I watch that and I’m thinking, “How long is this tunnel, anyway?
<ChickKorea> LOL
<McLovin1990> Seriously.
<DanielTheSpaniel> Only Chris Nolan cou++++*++++++**++++++++*++++++++++++
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<TheAmazingShielaD> What the hell? Guys? Where did everybody go?
User TheVoidThatKills has invited you to join the chatroom, “Camp Winnewauk 1994”. Do you accept the invitation? Y/N
<TheAmazingShielaD> Um, OK. I mean… yes?
Invitation accepted. You are now being transferred to the chatroom, “Camp Winnewauk 1994), user TheAmazingShiela.
<TheVoidThatKills> Hello, little She.
<TheAmazingShielaD> Um, hi there. Do I know you?
<TheVoidThatKills> Oh, we’ve known each other for a very long time.
<TheAmazingSheilaD> Well that’s nice but where do I know you from? Work?
<TheVoidThatKills> I’m so glad you accepted my friend request, little She. That makes this all voluntary. Or at least, voluntary enough.
<TheAmazingSheilaD> So like…. is it high school? Did I go to high school with you?
<TheVoidThatKills> Oh no. We met long before that. It’s so good to see you, little She.
<The AmazingSheilaD> Stop calling me that! The only person who is allowed to call me that is my Dad.
<TheVoidThatKills> Ah, yes. Your dear father. So pleasant to talk to. He’s the one who told me all about you.
<The AmazingSheilaD> Bullshit. That’s impossible.
<TheVoidThatKills> And why is that?
<The AmazingSheilaD> Because he’s been dead for over a decade, asshole.
<TheVoidThatKills> Oh, that. Well let’s just say I have known your father for a very, very long time, little She.  And I’ve known you for even longer. In fact, I have known you since the day you were born.
<The AmazingSheilaD>  Bullshit. You’re just some rando creeper who thinks he’s a big deal because he can put on this little act.
<TheVoidThatKills> Oh I am so much more. Remember your 8th birthday party, when you hugged your Uncle Stevie so hard that you peed a tiny bit, and you were so scared that everyone would notice but nobody did?
<The AmazingSheilaD> How could you…
<TheVoidThatKills> And that time you got mad at Tina Banks and stole the front tire off her bike and threw it in the river? And everyone thought it was bike thieves and you never got caught?
<The AmazingSheilaD> You can’t possibly know that. Nobody saw me.
<TheVoidThatKills> I saw you, little She. I’ve been watching you since you were very little. I know everything about you, little She.
<The AmazingSheilaD> STOP CALLING ME THAT. And you don’t know me!
<TheVoidThatKills> Don’t I? I even know about all the times you peeked inside your baby brother’s diaper to look at his penis, trying to figure out what it was.
<The AmazingSheilaD> SHUT UP. You can’t know these things. It’s impossible.
<TheVoidThatKills> Oh but I do. I know them because I have been with you. Watching you. Protecting you. Caring for you, in my own special way.
<The AmazingSheilaD> Protecting me from what?
<TheVoidThatKills> Oh, many things. Remember that time Tabitha Parker said she was going to beat you up after class, but she got sick and had to go home instead?
<The AmazingSheilaD> You’re saying that was you?
<TheVoidThatKills> Indeed. And that time you forgot your bag at school and it started raining really hard and your jacket was in your bag and just when it looked like you would have to walk home in rain, a kindly gentleman with a friendly smile gave you a ride home in his car?
<The AmazingSheilaD> It was so warm in the car. You mean that was you, too?
<TheVoidThatKills> In the flesh. Now do remember the day we met? It was a sunny summer day at Camp Winnewauk. You were mad at your parents because they made you put on a dress when you wanted to run around in just your shorts like the boys did. So you ran off when they weren’t looking, and ended up falling into the deepest part of Lake Winnewauk. Do you remember what happened then?
<The AmazingSheilaD> I felt some kind of force,  gentle and strong,  lift me into the air and carry me back to shore. It felt so warm…just like in your car, come to think of it. Not only did that force save me, but by the time I got to shore, my dress wasn’t even wet.
<TheVoidThatKills> And do you remember what happened then?
<The AmazingSheilaD> No. Wait…. yes. I heard a voice in my head say “You are one of mine now. And I will love you and protect you until the day I need you. ”
<TheVoidThatKills> And that day has come, little She. Today is the promised day when you pay me back for all my loving kindness by coming with me to be my bride. Are you ready to go?
<The AmazingSheilaD> I don’t know. This is all so sudden. How do I know any of this is real and not just some sick trick someone is playing on me.
<TheVoidThatKills> Ah yes. The demonstation. They always need a demonstration. Very well. Look to your left and tell me what you see.
<The AmazingSheilaD> Nothing. Well, my cat Tommy.
<TheVoidThatKills> That’s it. Keep watching Tommy because he just learned a new trick that he wants to show you. Are you watching? Good. Abracadabra, alakazam, 1… 2… 3… and PRESTO!
<The AmazingSheilaD> WTF DID YOU DO TO TOMMY? Where did he go??
<TheVoidThatKills> Do you like his little trick? He’s learned how to disappear! Right before your very eyes!
<The AmazingSheilaD> Bring him back, you asshole!
<TheVoidThatKills> Oh don’t worry, I haven’t hurt him. I just put him somewhere for a little while;. He’s perfectly safe.
<The AmazingSheilaD>I said BRING HIM BACK.
<TheVoidThatKills> Oh very well. 3…2…1..,poof!
<The AmazingSheilaD> Oh Tommy, Tommy…. did the bad man hurt you? I guess not, because you’re purring like crazy.
<TheVoidThatKills> See? I told you he was fine. In fact, I think he likes me.
<The AmazingSheilaD> Okay, you’ve made your point. Now what?
<TheVoidThatKills> Now you make a choice. Either give me what I am due by coming with me to be my Queen, or reject my offer and return to your current life working a job you hate and going on dates with creeps.
User TheVoidThatKills has invited you to “Depart this realm to be my Queen”. Do you accept his invitation?
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