One Hell Of A Party

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I took one look at this picture, and said “I really, really wish I got invited to that kind of party. ”

I mean seriously. Drag queens. Bunny suiters. And a freaking OOMPA LOOMPA.

How come I never end up at parties that cool? Oh right, because I’m a mentally ill recluse. Oh well.

Our dragtress in distress is sporting what is known, in certain fetish porn circles, as a GUNT. It’s a gut so large that, to some, it appears to be a cunt. Gut plus cunt plus the magic of portmanteau… GUNT.

Myself, I think it looks far more like an ass than a cunt. So really, it’s a GASS.

I would probably look about the same in her position. Only with a big nasty scar running up the middle.

Not a pretty picture.

3 thoughts on “One Hell Of A Party

  1. Wow! I wish I were there too. Judging from the tranny on the stretcher, I think I might actually fit in!

    I bet the paramedics are part of someone’s fetish.

    I think this is that club that Stephane recommended to Seth Meyers on “Weekend Update.”

    “New York’s hottest club is GUNT. DJ Gillian Tranderson has done it again! They’ve got drag queens, furries, Oompa Loompas, human Kraft Singles…”

    “I’m sorry, ‘human Kraft Singles’?”

    “It’s that thing of where people wrap themselves in cellophane and lie between two huge twins dressed like toast?”

    “Oh, right. So families would go to this?”

  2. That’s his name! I couldn’t remember his name and was too lazy to try to look it up, or I would have referenced him in the blog entry.

    Yes, that’s exactly who I thought of too! 🙂 And well written, dear. 🙂

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