I explain the why and the how of it in this here video :

I won’t know for sure if practically gnawing on the camera as I speak will have solved our problems with low audio levels on my vids until Le Gang and I do a Zoom tomorrow night after Denny’s.

I suspect that the real culprit is Zoom and that maybe there’s some setting Julian can adjust on his laptop to boost audio output levels to something audible.

It’s worth a shot, anyhow.

Sorry about the sudden volume jump during yesterday’s bloopers, by the way. The camera falling was way louder than everything else and that was especially harsh on the people who had their volume turned way up so they could hear me.

Ouch. Sorry. Next time I will level the audio.

You have to admit that it’s some pretty cool footage, though, right?

You know, there’s footage and there’s mileage but there’s no yardage.

We should get to work on that.

Anyhow, like I said in the vid, today’s been a day of niggling irritations. Spellrogue crashed my computer a 4th time, so it looks like that problem is here to stay, ergo I can’t play my favorite game now.

And there’s only $3 left on my Steam account, so I can’t buy something new to replace it. And I ran out of steam with Darkest Dungeon. It’s a great game but I have reached a point where I can’t move forward without risking the characters I have built up over time in fights they will most likely lose, and I am just not built for that.

Some of them I am genuinely fond of and all of them have “been through a lot” with me, and represent a significant investment of time and effort, and I would hate to have to start over with a brand new slate of characters, so I am kind of at an impasse.

I think I am just not ruthless enough. In a time of war I could never order men to their deaths, despite otherwise having the makings of a brilliant strategist.

I just imagined how I play strategy games, making the decision to sacrifice these troops here to get those troops over there, and what that would be like if the soldiers were real.

And it’s a chilling thought. I feel cold right now just thinking about it. I could never.

Anyhow, that’s why I stopped playing Darkest Dungeon. I might go back to it and grit my teeth knowing my beloved characters are probably gonna die, but eh.

One has to ask how much emotional stress a game is worth.

I could also turn the difficulty down, but I hate doing that. It always makes the games so easy they’re downright insulting, at least to me, and I would rather leave off playing than end up disgusted with the game.

I’m a complicated man.

When all else fails, I can always dig through all the games in my Steam “library” and see if there’s a classic that I haven’t played for long enough for it to be fresh to me now.

That’s what I do with books, after all. I haven’t added to my personal “library” in ages, I just keep reading the same 100 or so books over and over.

That would be a problem if I still read as voraciously as I did when I was a kid, but I don’t. Right now I am old, so I prefer to sleep.

Kinda sad, ain’t it?

More after the break.

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A little bit more

Brace yourself, here comes more of my mundane minutiae.

I decided that this would be the week where I branched out from my usual Michelina’s frozen pasta entrees and saw what else was out there for a fellow on a limited budget and an even more limited time he can remain standing to eat.

And as I already knew, nobody can complete with Michelina’s on price. Their frozen pasta entrees are like ~$2.50 and nobody else comes even close. They clearly have mastered their little part of the market and that’s all there is.

The little pot pies I get and love come sort of close because they are ~$3 and are definitely a full meal unto themselves.

Well this week I decided to get one of these President’s Choice frozen entrees and see if I thought they were worth the extra money because they are $5.55.

So, three bucks more. More than twice the price. Yikes.

The one I am starting with is a Fettuccine Carbonara. For those of you unfamiliar with carbonara sauce, it’s basically alfredo sauce with little bits of bacon in it, and it is every bit as wonderful as that sounds.

And I am eating mine now, and it’s pretty dang good. I dunno if it’s worth paying twice as much, although I will note it at least has the decency to be around 30 g bigger.

Or heavier. Massier? Whatever.

Anyhow, the sauce is fantastic and the pasta is tender and delicious, so, rave review from yourself truly.

I dunno if I will get one every week, but I will probably check to see if I can squeeze that extra $3 into my budget that week or no.

It’s more filling than the Michelina’s too, which is a plus. Normally when I make a Michelina’s I have to make some garlic toast to go with it because they are not quite filling enough on their own.

These things are, in my opinion. So there’s that.

And in general, I am happy for any example I can muster of my looking around to see what else there is out there for me, even one as minor as this.

It shows that I am becoming a healthy enough animal to start showing an interest in exploring my environment and testing my boundaries.

And even in this, that took a lot of anxiety getting out of my fucking way.

I will talk to you nice people again tomorrow.

I am pleased with how deep into my own personal pain I went in this one.

My quest for catharsis and healing will benefit greatly from this.

Warning, though, it’s pretty emotionally raw.

Then again, you probably already know this stuff anyway.

Anyhow, here it is :

I’ve been hearing for a long time that people like the really raw confessional type of content these days, and due to my massive social maladjustment I completely lack a normal set of social boundaries about what I tell people, so for once my mental illness and my artistic ambitions are in total harmony.

So voila, the terrible tragedy that is my life.

I mean, it’s not even dramatic. There’s no pathos to sitting in front of a computer for three decades. I suppose that in a movie, you could do a “the passage of time” montage where the days and seasons fly by as I remain seated at the computer slowly getting older and fatter and sicker.

But always seeming just fine. If anyone asks, I am A-OK.

I mean, I’m not. I’m sick, both mentally and physically. But what occurred to me today but didn’t fit in the video was that I do not know how to handle not being OK.

It’s one thing if it’s an alarming medical emergency like my recent trip to Urgent Care. ^[1] where the entire context is supporting me and I know my role and I feel like I have a reason to be there.

But the idea of telling someone how I really feel scares the hell out of me. I have been reliant on this smooth persona of mine for so long that the prospect of being totally “real” with people feels like death and doom.

Not necessarily in that order.

After all, according to the bad tapes in my head, if I am not entertaining and funny and easy to get along with and pleasant and such, people will realize how much I suck and how much they hate being around me and flee me like I’m radioactive.

And I am, though no moreso than anybody else.

And it’s not like this smooth persona of mine is some kind of constricting and burdensome mask I force myself into.

I like being Fruvous and/or Fruvous-like. It’s fun. And in that mode I can function. I am at least somewhat socially adept. I can handle things.

So what if it’s not “the real me” doing it all?

It’s the me I’d rather be and that’s what matters.

And that’s the real crux of the problem, isn’t it? I don’t want to be myself. My real self is a pathetic emotional cripple who hides away in the depths of my psyche because he can’t handle reality at all.

Why would I want to be that guy? If I had my druthers, I’d get rid of him.

Well, OK, maybe not, that’s too harsh, but it would be nice to be able to function in the real world without all my masks and shadows and illusions.

I have no idea what that would be like. My protective shell has been there for so long that the “real me” is a stranger to me now.

He’s just a scared little animal trying to find his way home.

More after the break.

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Beyond the lies

Watched today’s video with my friends tonight and they were kind enough to remind me that I have done all kinds of stuff, not “just” sat in front of the computer for 30 years.

Like organizing the local Freecycle. I helped a lot of people with that and kept a lot of good stuff from ending up in the landfill.

And organizing the local furry community for four or five years. I created a safe space for us fuzzy weirdos where once a month they could come together and let their fur out and be themselves and feel a lot less alone, and that’s not nothing.

Looking back, I am very proud of what I brought together and nurtured. I made sure the community remained gentle and accepting and welcoming, and I drew great pleasure from all the people I saw show up nervous and scared, get greeted and welcomed by me, and then left alone to find their own space in the community.

It worked extremely well. Too well, because eventually the events grew too crowded for me, but I am still happy I made it all happen.

And of course, not for nothing, I did a year at Kwantlen and a year at VFS to get my oh so fancy VFS…. certificate? Sure. Certificate.

A certificate cheaply printed out on someone’s inkjet and then slapped between two sheets of clear plastic.

But let’s not go there right now. Maybe some time soon though.

I have a LOT to vent about my VFS time.

Anyhow, point is, I did all that. Got through Kwantlen and VFS. And that’s not nothing either, especially the VFS part given the commute from here to downtown Vancouver and back every school day.

From the point of my sad tired 52 year old ass right now, it seems almost impossible that I really did all that.

So my years have not been a total waste. That’s just the depression talking, creating an unrelentingly bleak interior landscape because it makes for a tighter and easier to distort and manipulate personal narrative.

So I’ve done stuff. I’ve contributed. I’ve added value to society. And I continue to do so by doing a video and a blog entry a day.

One of these days I will get back to doing the wackier, more experimental videos like I used to do way back then.

Oh yeah. I’ve also made over 570 videos over the years. And that’s something.

Stay tuned, I might think of more stuff I did!

I will talk to you nice people again tomorrow.

Something is afoot with the right side of my right foot.

It looks like this. Hidden behind a link because it’s really gross.

What the FUCK.

Well, time to go to Urgent Care. According to the Wait Times website, the central one is less busy right now (wait time 90 mins) , so we’ll be going to it.

So much for my hope that the east one would be less of a hassle. Their wait time is 3 hours and change!

And the one for the ER is almost 5 hours. And it’s not even the weekend!

Now I don’t know how accurate those wait times are, but it’s all we have to go on so go on it we will.

I have no idea WTF is going on. It’s obviously infected AF. I am honestly taking a bit of a risk delaying the trip long enough to do a little blogging.

And to think, I had no idea it was like that until I decided to investigate why the right side of my right foot felt “a little funny”.

That’s all it was. It felt numb and sort of squishy. So I checked it out, expecting to find a bruise or an abrasion or the like.

So imagine my shock when I saw that god damned thing.

Because there’s no other symptoms than the numbness. It’s not sore, it doesn’t sting or burn, it’s not currently oozing anything.

But it might have been at one point. Lord knows where that scab crater came from.

So yeah, it’s off to medical attention for me. I am resisting the urge to just automatically go to the ER because it’s familiar and I trust them.

Then again, they at least do triage, and this nightmare on my foot has to place me substantially above the priority list.

AFAIK, Urgent Care just makes you take a fucking number.

And I don’t want to go to the central one, on Westminster next to Superstore. The care I have gotten there has been good but the wait times have been brutal and the intake staff seemed apathetic and incompetent.

We shall see.

Joe and Julian have plans to hang with Joe’s sister Melanie tonight, so that’s where they will be after 6 pm.

So they will drop me off but God knows how I will get home when I’m done.

I guess it would be a short cab ride at least.

If we go to the central one and the place is jam packed like it has been other times we went there, I might just opt for the ER regardless.

They have triage and places I can sit down.

Nowhere left for me to sit means I can not go. I can’t stand for very long. Even just waiting in line for a short time can mess me up and make my legs hurt.

Good thing the rollator has a built in seat. I can sit there if need be.

I’ll be bringing my phone and its charger. Maybe a book, Regardless of where I go, I will be waiting a long ass time.

Maybe I should tell them I have chest pains. Ha ha ha.

Oh right, and I did do a video today, before I noticed the problem with my right foot.

I think the title is amusingly pretentious given recent events.

Hmmm. Another argument for the ER is they have food and if I am there beyond say 9 pm I will NEED to eat or my blood sugar will crash.

Why do things have to be so damned complicated?

Well that’s it from me for now. I will update you when I get back.

More after the break.

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Must…. believe… doctor…

Well the doctor at Urgent Care said the monstrosity on my right foot was just a callous and I should just get someone to fill it off.

And I am really struggling to believe him.

I mean, he’s the one with the medical degree. He’s the one who went to med school. He’s the one society acknowledges as an expert on this kind of thing. I am merely a supplicant at his temple of knowledge and compassion.

But just LOOK AT THIS FUCKING THING.

Does that look like a callous to you? It has a fucking crater.

I will be at Wound Care tomorrow and I will ask the nurse there about it. And I will be extremely careful not to let them know a doctor has already pronounced on it.

Nurses hate contradicting doctors.

We also discovered that my blood pressure is extremely high. How high? So high that the nurse took my blood pressure three times to be sure.

And each time, the machine went BOOP BOOP BOOP warningly at the end.

Same when my doctor did it. Although weirdly, my blood pressure was high but dangerously, boop-inducingly high when he tried testing my left arm.

Which suggests there’s a problem with my right arm specifically. Hmmm.

Regardless, I am going to make an appointment with Doctor Chao for ASAP (so, a phone appointment, probably) to talk about a medication adjustment.

He might need to refer me back to my cardiologist for that. Fine. As long as it gets done I am okay.

I had been wondering about my circulation already because of how I seem to get cold even when it’s perfectly warm and summery out.

That’s not good!

So I will talk to Doctor Chao about that too.

But I swear, if he throws up his hands and says, “I dunno!” this time, I am going to reach through the phone and strangle him with the wires.

After all, that’s what he said about my swollen right foreleg and I am still pretty mad about that. I said as much to the Urgent Care doctor today.

“Oh, my GP knows about it, but he doesn’t know what’s causing it. Nor does he care. ”

I get my little digs in where I can.

I will talk to you nice people again tomorrow.

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Today I got all vloggy.

I do like that camera angle. It foreshortens me amusingly, and totally hides my copious belly fat, giving me a look at what I would look like if I wasn’t a fatass.

Not bad, as it turns out.

And yeah, like I say in the vid, I am going to be stuck with a bum mouse…

…for a week plus however long it takes for Amazon to deliver a new one.

It’s not impossible that I will get the thing working. Maybe all it really needs is to dry out. Or maybe I will open the thing up and clean it out and that will do the trick.

I could also use an app to bypass my mouse entirely. That would be a fairly drastic measure given that my current mouse sort of mostly works. I can click stuff just fine.

And scrolling with the wheel is not mission critical to anything.

I was able to make today’s vid without a problem.

But I know that there’s utility apps, or maybe even functions built into Windows 10, that let you control the mouse cursor with the keyboard.

Kinda like MouseKeys in reverse. (KeysMouse?)

That would, presumably, be SUPER clumsy and irritating, so again, not going to do it just to bypass my scroll wheel.

I mean, the whole point of the scroll wheel is to save you from having to use the keyboard so much.

But if things somehow get worse, a mouse pointer controlled by keys might still be better than no mouse pointer at all.

Or it might not be. Honestly, I could go either way on that. Might actually be easier to revert to the trusty arrow keys and tabbing method.

Boy would THAT take me back. I remember when the world buffaloed me into converting to using Windows 3.1 when I had been a dedicated DOS user for a number of years by then.

I didn’t want to have to take my fingers off the keyboard to use the mouse. At the time, this seemed like a major imposition and an abrogation of my prerogatives.

Seems quite silly now.

But at the time, I was sure I could do everything more easily via a command line interface. The mouse was for gaming and that was it.

That seems like more than a lifetime ago now.

I’ve been feeling the oldness lately. Not just in physical terms – somehow being a cripple makes the rest of my age related stiffness and tiredness seem like no big deal.

No, just the weight of all these years I am dragging behind me. It seems insane to me that I have lived as long as I have.

Not that I expected to die before now. It’s just that looking back over all my memories and experiences and the sheer amount of history I’ve lived through gives me pause.

The fact that my lifeline starts during Carter^[a] and extends into Trump (or starts in Trudeau(the first one) and ends in Carney for us Canadians) seems crazy to me.

So I suppose that in a sense it’s not the weight of time I’m feeling but of history.

And with that comes the crushing grief at all the life I have never lived and that I am still not living yet.

I still need to get over that. I guess that means I have to mourn it properly. The me that should have been has been dead for a long long time and I should really bury him.

I’m never going to be him. I have to let him go. He is long, long gone. No backsies.

But that doesn’t mean I can’t be something wonderful in the future.

I’m working on it.

More after the break.

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The death of Summer Fru

Summer is drawing to a close and the only time I have spent out there enjoying the sun and fresh air besides brief moments getting in and out of Denny’s and Wound Care has been those little 40 minutes of exercise at Kinsmen every week.

And last week it was too cold for even that.

And as summer closes I will once more be in that particularly cruel rock and hard place where I desperately want to go out and have some wholesome nature exposure but I am clinically incapable of pulling myself together enough to actually do it.

Standard disclaimer : it’s not that I don’t know how to do it. I know exactly how I could do it. All I would have to do is ask Julian to drop me off at some point in Garry Point Park not too far from the road with the compartment of my outdoor four wheeler walker loaded with snacks and drinks and sunscreen and a book or two and ask him to come back for me in two or three hours.

It’s not that complicated. And yet, a vast gulf lies between me and that consummation so devoutly to be wish’d because I can’t make myself actually do it.

The bad part of my brain still has too much veto power. It slams on the parking brake and makes me feel like forcing myself to do it would somehow cause a grievous injury to my soul akin to forcing my leg to bend the wrong way.

Only with more flesh trauma.

Sorry for that image.

And I know that this is just more of depression’s massive crop of lies that it uses to keep me in its grip, but that doesn’t give me the power to override it.

The depression has installed itself on too deep a level for that. My body is biologically and anatomically convinced that going against it will hurt me and that is not the kind of thing my wimpy conscious mind with its flabby will and poor connection to my id can simply decide to go against.

And end result will be yet another summer spent wishing I could go out and play with the other kids and the rest of the year spent in the darkness and the rain kicking myself for not going out and enjoying the summer while it was still around.

And I know I should just accept the truth of my situation and forgive myself for it all.

But I’m not there yet.

I’m working on it, though.

I will talk to you nice people again tomorrow.

So I fucked up a little today.

I explain how in this :

So yeah, it did not occur to me to get my video making done earlier in the day in order to prevent this little logjam, but whatever.

Further complications came from the fact that I was quite sleepy from all the running around today when we got home, so I made the executive decision to take a nap from 4 pm to 4:45 pm and then get started on the ol’ blogging.

And it worked. I feel a lot better now than when I finished the video. So, yay me.

But I have been sleepy all day, annoyingly enough. I nearly drifted off a bunch of times at the Kinsmen event today, and again in the waiting area for Wound Care.

It started today when I woke up at 8 am feeling slightly crappier than I usually do waking up because I was woken up by the phone.

It was Hans from the Kinsmen and he was confirming that I’d be in today. He does this every week but for some reason I am usually awake when it happens.

Not so this time.

So being awakened by the phone had already put my nerves on edge. The journey from being totally asleep to fully awake seemed to take a very long time.

Long enough that I was already at the Kinsmen facility and having lunch before I truly felt like I was a fully bipedal member of the species.

Well, partly bipedal at least. On a good day.

Other than creeping somnolence, my day at the Kinsmen club was great. Had a warm mini muffin (ooh, banana bread!) when I arrived plus a small glass of apple juice.

And because it was a little too cold outside due to it being quite overcast, we did our exercises inside, and lucky for me that meant they were all sitting down exercises with none of the standing stuff I can’t really do with my bum legs.

Then we had lunch, which consisted of what was described as “tomato bisque” but was pretty much just tomato soup.

I don’t know a whole lot about French food, but I know a bisque has cream in it and starts with rice or a roux^[1], and this stuff had none of that.

The main dish was what they insisted was chicken in peri-peri sauce, and I have only had peri-pedi once, from Nando’s, but it definitely tasted different.

It had lovely citrus notes in with the spiciness.

It tasted good anyhow. And I chatted with my friends Lynda and Judy, although less than I would have liked due to the sleepiness making my usual problem initiating conversations a lot worse.

I swear there was a time when I could start conversations just fine. But now I need to have a bit of news I want to share or something to react to first.

This development distresses me a little, but what the hell. I am still a fascinating and witty raconteur when I do manage to get talking.

I just need a little help getting started sometimes.

Dessert was an odd drink, a frozen mocktail made with watermelon and cucumber.

Well, I love both of those things, so I was willing to give it a shot.

And it was decent. It was a weird flavour combo at first, but once I stopped thinking about it, it was basically just a watermelon bubble tea with cucumber undertones that mostly just made the whole thing even cooler tasting.

And after lunch, we played a game of Categories, aka Scattergories’ grandmother, where you come up with examples of members of a category starting with a specific letter of the alphabet.

For example, we had the category “animals” and the letter K, so we came up with kangaroo, koala, kookaburra, and so on.

It was great fun to play as a group with us all cudgeling our brain for answers. It’s a simple idea anyone can grasp and contribute to, so everyone could play along.

And that’s my day at the Kinsmen!

More after the break.

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On being a thinker

I became a thinker and a dreaming and a philosophy and a visionary via boredom.

As patient readers know, because I was such an unreasonably bright child, when I was in school I got my classwork done in a heartbeat and then spent the rest of the time everybody else was plodding their way through algebra bored out of my mind.

Explains a lot, dunnit?

So with nothing external for my restless intellect to chew on, it turned inward and started processing what was already in it on a deeper level.

That is where the kind of deep correlation and connection upon which my high level of insight and creativity comes from.

And by “deep” I mean well below the level of conscious thought. This kind of deep mentation is beyond anything the waking, thinking mind can encompass so it relegates it to the supercomputer that is our unconscious mind and then waits for its output.

This is also where the feeling of revelation and insight that drives the philosopher comes from. That moment when I see the pattern in something and I can feel the heady rush of seemingly unrelated and chaotic facts crystallizing into wonderful order is positively transcendent in its bliss.

And it comes with a feeling of clearing up space in my brain, like there’s this constant pressure on the contents of my mind for things to become smaller and more compact and streamlined, and revelation relieves that pressure for a time.

If that makes any sense.

So yeah, boredom made me a thinker and a dreamer. And I have to say I have reaped enormous benefits from that. It’s made me a very powerful thinker.

If only I wasn’t crazy…. le sigh.

I will talk to you nice people again tomorrow.

Some of my thoughts about being a furry and what it means to me.

And whatever else I ended talking about.

The thing’s 12 minutes plus long, I can’t be expected to remember it all!

Voici le video :

It’s sort of part of my recent trend of telling all about myself in my videos.

The destination is catharsis. I am a devout believer in catharsis and seek it religiously (in a sense) and lately I seem to have entered a new and especially fruitful phase of it where I can move quite large chunks of emotion instead of merely whittling away at that vast edifice of unprocessed emotion that is frozen around my heart.

Now big chunks are coming off that glacier of emotion and floating serenely south as icebergs where they melt harmlessly away.

And just like that, I’m back to the water imagery.

Well what the hell. Water is emotion. Air is thought. Fire is passion.

And Earth is the actual physical literal stuff of the world. “Everything else”, kinda.

Anyhow, I want to keep those icebergs calving off my glacial heart, so lately when I tr to think of what I want to talk about in my video, I am rummaging around in the attic where I keep my old emotions and looking for something that’s ready to “go”.

And I am proud and pleased that I can do this now. It means I am becoming less and less alienated from my emotional self and more able to directly access my emotions instead of having to just sort of grope in the dark after them like they are some distant mystery from beyond the stars.

Metaphor and poetry and symbolism are great and they still are and will likely always be the “truest” way I know of to express myself.

It might sound strange but there is so much that goes on inside my soul that is far too dense and complex to possibly be expressed in traditional straightforward language so for me, poetic expression is the closest thing to “speaking my language” I know of.

Hence my rather confusingly referring to myself as “the world’s only rational materialist mystic poet”. I don’t believe in mysticism or the supernatural at all, but I get where it comes from and I often use mystical language to express things for which there is no other kind of language.

What I am saying is that I am really, really deep. Om. (gong)

Especially for someone without religion or any sort of transmaterialist belief system. I have always instinctively known that my inner word contained so much that I simply could not explain to others because it was nothing like anything else I have seen anywhere in the world.

In a way, then, my entire journey as a writer over the last 15 years or so has been about stretching my ability to express what is going on inside me so that I can put more and more of it out into the world and finally get it out of my damn head.

I definitely feel like over the years I have been able to handle larger and larger blocks of emotion until arriving at today’s catharsis rich territory.

In theory, if I keep stretching and strengthening the aperture, at some point all the rest of my frozen emotions will thaw out all at once and I will finally have that flood I have needed for so long.

And who knows who I will be after that?

I can’t wait to find out.

More after the break.

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Little black cloud

Feeling surly and pissed off at the moment.

Not at anything major. A few minor things going wrong in the kitchen when I was making my supper. Dropped it when I was taking it out of the microwave, which honestly could have been a lot worse, it just resulted in losing a bit of chicken pot pie goo (er… filling). then my pants fell down because as it happens, I forgot to put on my belt today.

Typical for me, sadly. Being as detached from reality as I am, where I live my life as if paying attention to reality cost me money, is not a smart or healthy way to go through life by any stretch of the imagination.

But I keep it up anyhow. Oh well, I guess I am just plain not a sensible person. I do dumb shit for entirely emotional reasons and the kicker? It doesn’t make me happy.

It’s just all I know how to do.

Not in a knowledge sense. Obviously I “know” about all the other possible ways to live that would be a lot less stupid. Anyone with an IQ above room temperature does.

And I’m Canadian, so that shit is in Celsius.

No, I am about not “knowing” what else to do with myself like I don’t “know” how to water ski, even though I am familiar with the concepts involved.

I don’t have any experiences of living free of the screens and the games and this god damned room to draw upon. Not any more. I have been emotionally crippled for 30 years and at this point, my life before this seems like it happened to someone else.

That’s why this unhealthy state of being of mine feels so much like hypnosis to me, or magnetism. It feels like I am locked into this mode by a force stronger than my weak desires and way stronger than sad little self-interest.

Maybe course of action A would make my life a whole lot better. It probably would. In theory, there’s tons of things I “could” do that would help.

If only I wasn’t chained to this stupid little life of mine and hypnotized by the routine and the distractions and the illusion of freedom.

But does it really matter that I don’t know what’s stopping me?

All that matters is how to free myself from it.

And I don’t have a fucking clue.

I will talk to you nice people again tomorrow.

Title obviously a reference to this.

Today I ended up talking about being sleepy all the damned time lately.

What I should do is just keep sleeping, apart from waking up to pee, and see if what I need is the right kind of deep, restorative sleep I rarely ever get.

For reasons. Good ones.

I mean, I have my receptacle so I have all I need to minimize the disruption caused by the need to urinate short of a god damned catheter.

Some day, maybe. But not yet.

I usually don’t go right back to sleep after I pee because my brain needs time to “cool off” after all that overheating I do in my sleep. So I usually get up for a little while, or maybe just play with my synthesizer or read.

But that’s optional. Maybe all I really need to do is to keep a wet face cloth in a basin of water nearby so I can water cool my poor heat sick brain off quickly and easily after I pee (or while I pee, I suppose) and then go right back to sleep.

Problem is that I often wake up agitated too. So it may be that I have no choice but to get up and do something until I calm back down again.

Something about smothering in your sleep a hundred times an hour makes me tense.

Hmmm. I probably get dehydrated in my sleep too, given how sweaty I get. The obvious solution to that would be to drink some water while I am awake.

Which would just make me need to pee again all the sooner. Le sigh.

Why does life have to be so god damned complicated? So many factors to balance. So much stimulation threatening to overwhelm. So much scariness outside my tiny realm.

Guess I really should leave my cramped and squalid cave and go out there in search of the life satisfaction and sense of comfort and belonging I so desperately crave.

And sex. Loads and loads of sex. Oh, so much sex.

And I am sure I will make that big leap beyond my inner walls real soon now.

You know. When I’m good and ready. And I have my head together. And my health has improved a fair bit. And I am feeling confident and strong.

In other words, half past never.

I feel like I am on an infinite approach. Like I am in one of those dreams I’ve seen in movies and TV where the person is running toward some objective but no matter how fast they run, they never get any closer to it.

It’s just a target painted on the horizon. The carrot dangled in front of a donkey. A rat running in his wheel.

It’s like I am making just enough progress to make it feel like I am getting somewhere without risking the tragedy of actually going anywhere.

Because that would mean leaving (gestures to filthy roach-ridden fetid surroundings) all of this behind.

And like so many before me (and after me, and during me), I constantly choose the familiar but terrible over the new and scary but maybe better.

And it’s all because I am so god damned withdrawn. I am so withdrawn, in fact, that any potential activity that requires becoming more engaged and activated is automatically rejected and marked “impossible” by the bureaucratic bastards of my depression.

Why, I just plan can’t do that…. given the hidden set of rules I live under. The rules I don’t even know myself, let alone transmit to anybody else.

The rules that, on some level, I feel keep me “safe”.

Well a ship in a harbor is safe, but that’s not what ships are for.

What was I made for?

More after the break.

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Our special purpose

As patient readers know, I have a big problem with the ideas that our lives a meaning and that there is some kind of purpose for us being here.

I can’t seem to find the blog entry where I wrote about the meaning of the meaning of life, but rest assured… it does exist.

I’m almost positive it does.

I think it must be our deep social programming, the stuff that operates on a level so far beneath the surface of our minds that we don’t even know it’s there, that insists to us that there must be some kind of purpose to our existence, that there must be a job we are meant to be doing, a role we are meant to fill, and we need to figure out what that is and start doing it in this global tribe we call humanity.

But like… whose purpose? And why would there be one? Where would this purpose even come from? And who says life has to mean anything at all? Meaning to whom?

Logically speaking, there is absolutely no such thing as a meaning or purpose to life, no matter how much our social instincts make us want these things to exist.

But that only covers cosmic, universal, inherent meaning and purpose to life.

We can create our own no problem. Who or what is to stop us?

However, it occurs to me that I am perhaps being too logical and reductive about this whole thing. After all, I’m almost as as human as everyone else [citation needed] and I have those exact same social instincts, so maybe I should try to fit myself into them.

So what is the meaning of my life and/or its purpose?

Fucked if I know.

Maybe this is painfully Gen X of me, but I resent the question. Who the fuck am I to question myself like that?

That aside, if there’s anything I am meant to do in this world, it’s communicate. Express myself. Think thoughts and transmit them to humanity at large.

I have at least figured out that much.

So I write, I make videos, I leave an absurd number of comments on BlueSky and YouTube and occasionally TikTok, and that’s still me trying to figure out how best to do this whole self expression thing in a way that works for me.

And on good days, I do feel like I am slowly figuring the whole thing out. Like I am homing in on what it will feel like I am “supposed” to be doing because it will fit me so well and let me express myself in a clear and simple way that lets me really get whatever messages I have for humanity out there in the world.

I have a lot of them. Humanity should really check its voicemail more often.

Some day, I will figure out how to get people to listen.

Is that not every visionary’s burden?

I will talk to you nice people again tomorrow.

I’m quite happy with how this one turned out.

I think I made my points strongly and well and came across with the level of concern and seriousness I was intending.

My only regret is that, in retrospect, I maybe should have warned people that I was about to fuck with their heads, possibly a lot.

Oh well, there’s always something.

My intent is therapeutic. Confronting my own irrationality was unpleasant and scary but it opened the way to fight so much of the craziness in my head that it was way more than worth it.

Because once you know and accept that you are, in fact, crazy, and that therefore all your perceptions and beliefs are suspect, you are empowered to say to yourself, “No, that’s not true. That’s crazy. That’s a product of my insanity. ”

And as you do so, you separate yourself from your illness and that is a vitally important step for recovery. It reminds you that you are not your illness, it’s just a bad thing that has happened to you, and you can safely mobilize against it because despite what your depression tells you, what hurts it does not hurt you, in fact, quite the opposite.

And then you can begin the process of slowly eliminating depression from your mind. It’s like dialysis – the healthy part of your mind (yes there is one) slowly eliminates the toxin of your depression from your mind.

At least, that’s how it’s been working with me.

But I admit that, as the saying goes, the truth shall set you free, but first, it will piss you off. My words in that vid are strong medicine, and like I said, it should probably come with a warning label, but I forgot.

So um…. consider yourself warned, I guess.

In my own brain (not yours), I’m still going through a lot of emotional stuff. I still have moments of intense frustration that make me feel like screaming and leaping out a window, and possibly punching a hole in a wall first.

And I know why. That shit happens when your passionate emotions lack outlet. All my steam stays trapped inside me without a pressure valve to release it and thus the pressure inside of me is really quite shocking.

The only upside is that I am pretty sure that’s what fuels my endless creativity. Imagination is my one and only outlet for all that steam and so I always have absolutely oodles of it at my disposal.

Hence my adding videos to my daily routine. That gives me another outlet for all that steam, one which is a lot more draining than typing to you fine folk.

I could add a third thing but no, not yet. I am still getting used to doing a video every day. Once that becomes completely easy and routine I will ponder adding a third thing, or maybe just come up with a way to make my videos a lot better by putting extra effort into them somehow.

No idea how that would work, other than just not doing them daily.

I suppose I could do the talking in the morning and the finding pix and clips in the afternoon and put out a more professional looking product that way.

That makes a startling amount of sense.

But not yet.

Of course, what I really need is more physical release. Otherwise known as moving around more. And I know I can and I know I should.

Doesn’t mean I will, though.

I have three decades of lassitude to overcome first. My brain is still stuck in “run and hide” mode and that mode screams that the only safety is in immobility.

Even though that’s what is fucking killing me.

More after the break.

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The freezing disease

I’ve been a medically unsound sluggard for so long that at this point it’s kind of hard to imagine myself living life in motion.

Not impossible. I’ve been busier before, though admittedly that was when I was younger. And truth be told my current life is not as idle as I make it sound.

Writing 1000 words a day and making a video is a fair amount of work. It’s not eight hours of work, but it’s usually around 4, and that’s every single day with no weekends off, so that’s 28 hours a week.

Which is not quite full time but it’s not too far off.

So it will do me a lot of good to remember that my being idle all the time is one of those lies my depression cons me into believing and it’s just plain wrong.

Which reminds me. Something I wanted to mention but it didn’t fit in the vid is the way that depression’s “evil magnetism” forces your soul to assume whatever shape makes it easiest to survive in its influence.

In fact, let’s switch from magnetism to gravity.

(Fruvous switches a comically oversized knife switch from MAGNETISM to GRAVITY)

Because the shape it forces on you is, in a general sense, flat. It flattens you to the ground and then keeps you there because when you try to stand back up or resist it in any way, you feel that same enormous crushing weight that forced you down there.

But if you stay as flat as possible, you can move around at the bottom of that gravity well and live a very limited sort of life defined by a force most people don’t feel.

So they, no matter how they try, can’t really understand what you’re going through, and unless you’re a scintillating communications genius like me, you can’t explain it.

Though if they are nerds, you can say, “It’s like living on a heavy gravity planet!”.

Imagine how much that would suck. Especially if the beings living there didn’t even know what gravity was and so had no idea that it could be different somewhere else.

So there you are, flat on the floor, and they’re mystified and just keep telling you to stand up already.

They’d probably think you were sick. Or crazy.

Wouldn’t that be a kick in the teeth.

I Will talk to you nice people again tomorrow.

Warning, this one is really quite long.

Like, a whole 12 and a half minutes!

So please forgive my presumptive use of your time.

Anyhow, here it is :

I felt like the wind was blowing in the right direction for me to go for some serious catharsis so I gave it my best shot.

But there’s more. I need to go deeper. Deeper, and more raw and honest. I need to express some of the really deep and nasty stuff lurking deep in the pits and crevices of my soul, and that’s going to take some serious digging.

I’m up for it. I am way beyond giving a shit if it hurts or paints me in a bad light or otherwise is the sort of thing most people suppress.

Fuck that. I’m in it to release my demons and air out old wounds and excise the diseased and infected flesh underneath those wounds so I can dig out all the poison and then cleanse the wound and close it then put a nice clean bandage on it.

There is an exit for all my pent up emotions if I just keep digging and keep struggling with my bad side and keep opening myself up as much as I can.

I’ve been really exploring just how paranoid and mistrustful and closed off I have been.

Not without reason. I have been betrayed and hurt in terrible ways in the past. I can remember having some hope and joy and zest for life as late as junior high.

But then Heisler and I stopped being friends and I was all alone again and life became a long dull grey trudge from nowhere to nowhere as my body moved through the world but my soul stayed cooped up deep inside the icy fortress I’d created.

Not on purpose, mind you. But as an instinctive response to my increasingly cold and vacant world, I withdrew deeper and deeper into myself, and that left a lot of me behind as each time I withdrew deeper, I shrank.

I feel like for my whole life, I have been trying to keep warm with a blanket that is way too small for me, and desperately trying to squish all of myself under it anyway.

Dunno how to give myself a bigger blanket. Maybe by growing up. I have no idea.

And lord knows I am trying. Trying as hard as I can to rise and transcend and leave all my petty poisonous bullcrap behind. I know that I could be something truly amazing if I could only cut all this excess baggage weighing me down loose.

And maybe that’s what I’m afraid of and why I cling to this tortuous collection of old, old sin and bruises. I’m scared of what will happen when I finally get enough of my marbles together and rise to my true potential.

Or at least a financially successful portion thereof.

It’s fear of the unknown, and, I suppose, that fear that I might be powerful beyond the ability of my meager soul to control and as a result I would finally go insane.

Or transform into something entirely unrecognizable to my current self, which a fixed sense of self cannot help but view as death.

I completely lack the capacity to simply trust that whatever comes next will be a better version of me. I lack faith even in my own developmental potential.

So the idea of leveling up scares me because it’s like opening a door into the vast and sinister world of the Unknown.

And if it isn’t known, how can you possibly trust it?

More after the break.

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Fear of the unknown

The irrationality really becomes evident when you realize that you instinctively assume that if something is unknown, that means it’s against you. 

As if there was a pervasive force acting with malign intent dedicated to hurting you in all ways possible and the only way to be safe from it is to only go places and do things where you can know they are “safe”. 

And like I have said before, there’s precious little in this chaotic universe that is like that. Everything worth doing has some degree of risk. Nothing is guaranteed. Life is a gamble and all we can do is play the odds. 

And you have to ask yourself, “How small does a risk have to be before it is not worth considering?”. There’s all kinds of things that could happen to you. You might get hit by a door that fell off an airplane. You might get blown up by some psycho who is angry with your landlord. You might get electrocuted by a short circuit in the power bar you plug your computer into. 

But all of those things are extremely unlikely, and therefore, not worth considering. 

And yet, if you’re like me, you’re kind of worried about all three of those things now. Not because they are likely but because they feel more likely because I have put those images into your head, even though they are no more likely now than they were before I typed anything about them. 

And the thing is, anyone with a little imagination (and maybe a morbid streak) can come up with thousands of other examples. All equally unlikely, all equally scary, and it’s mentally impossible to worry about all of them. 

On some level, you have to work probability into your calculations. You have to be willing and able to override your emotional response and assert your right to not worry about things that will, in all probability, never ever ever happen to you. 

At least, that’s the only way I know of to conquer those insidious fears. 

And if you find yourself unable to do that, ask yourself this : Why is my mind fixated on this incredibly unlikely thing? 

What am I avoiding by obsessing over it? 

What does filling my mind with this push out of my mind? 

And how bad must that thing be if being terrified of nothing seems better? 

I will talk to you nice people again tomorrow. 

 

 

I made some points about my poor relationship with reality.

Not the ones I set out to make, or at least, not all of them, but still.

Here it is :

I guess that’s the problem with my “start with a topic and just talk about it till you’re done” method of making videos.

Sometimes it results in a very natural and honest free-flowing style that is both evocative and easy to listen to and I end up with sometimes I am quite proud of.

But sometimes I just end up lost, forgetting what I set out to say because I just can’t brain that day and I end up with sometimes still good, but less so.

That’s how I feel about today’s vid. In retrospect, I wish I had given myself more time to think about the subject.

Oh well, live and learn.

It’s gotten bad enough that I am actually contemplating writing down a few words about the points I wanna make and using those notes when I speak.

Which smacks of… dare I say it…. PREPARATION??

Perish the thought. I would lose some of my fresh, spontaneous charm.

On the other hand, it might fight that feeling that I have not said what I wanted to say as well as I wanted to say it that I get after each video lately.

Artistic growth always comes with a certain amount of pain. For every moment of transcendent bliss as one truly levels up as an artist there are a thousand fitful middling aggravating moments where you’re trying to figure out how to say what you are trying to say, whatever that is.

Or at least that’s how it is for a writer like me. I suppose painters don’t sit there agonizing over the next brush stroke.

Or maybe they do, I have no way of knowing.

Today’s been an average normal cookie-cutter day for me, apart from therapy. Way too much time spent playing video games instead of doing something more productive or at least more new and exciting and stimulating.

Maybe I should start uploading my videos to Instagram as well. Those videos seem to get around pretty good.

Of course, to really promote my videos, I’d have to…. promote my videos.

And that means I would have to work a hell of a lot harder on them so that they don’t embarrass me when others see them and they definitely could not be daily.

Maybe a couple of times a week.

Or at least I’d want to. That brings us back to the question of what, exactly, I could do to make my videos more likely to catch on with people.

Preparation would help. As would the oft mentioned pix and clips. The audio quality could be better – something seems to be lost when I upload them to YouTube.

But maybe all I really need is to talk about things I am really passionate about and let my natural flair for oratory do the rest.

Right now, I am sleepy. A thrilling update, I know. When I have made my word count I am going to need to lay down for a nap even though I don’t wanna.

I’m 52 years old and I am still having internalized arguments about bedtime.

Kid : (literally mostly asleep with Xbox controller in hand)
Mom : OK, young man, time for bed!
Kid : (snapping awake) Nuuuu, I want to stay up and play!
Mom ; You’re already half asleep.
Kid : (snapping awake again) No I’m not….

Luckily, I am a grownup now, technically, so I know that when I am this tired, I am better off napping whether I want to or not.

But I don’t have to be happy about it.

More after the break.

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Dark clouds of the soul

I feel like I’ve got dark clouds rolling through my soul today, leaving me in a glowering kind of mood that I have decided to try and just sit with rather than doing what I usually do, which is to bury that emotion and pretend like it never happened.

As a form of emotion self-regulation, it sucks hyena taint.

So instead, I am going to ask myself why. Why do I feel this angry darkness, this hungry void, this black hole spewing Hawking radiation inside of me tonight?

Frustration. That’s definitely a big part of it. I feel pent up and frustrated, like a zoo animal in too small a cage that is just waiting for the next opportunity to snap and suddenly savage a zookeeper.

Like I keep saying, I have a lot of anger and lust and ambition and pretty much every other energetic and passionate emotion bottled up inside me without a way to release them and that’s extremely corrosive to my mental wellbeing.

And as things currently stand, those emotions have literally no way for me to express them. I am that emotionally constipated. That clogged up inside. It’s all locked away deep inside me behind the mask of sweet little cheerful Fruvous.

The problem is that the person I pretend to be is the person I’d rather be. He’s the main way I escape from having to be myself and the main reason my true self hides behind so many layers of shadow and illusion.

I try to pretend he doesn’t exist. Just like my family did with me.

That can’t be a coincidence.

Maybe I deeply internalized all that neglect and negation and I treat myself like I’m not welcome or wanted too. I certainly treat myself like I’m not worth time or effort.

I don’t know how I fix that but I know where to start :

I did not deserve how my family treated me as a child. It was unjust and unfair and abusive. I was a perfectly wonderful child, bright and cute and sweet and charming and lovely, and they made me feel like a god damned cockroach. The way they treated me reflects nothing about me or my intrinsic nature or worth. They neglected a truly exceptional child and all for the crime of being unintended and inconvenient. I never asked to be here but once I got here I should have been treated with love and respect and patience and kindness, just like any other kid. The magnitude of the injustice perpetuated against me is incalculable, and I am finally ready to carry it.

Here’s hoping that helps.

I will talk to you nice people again tomorrow.