But first, this :

Um.... I think this means he wins bicycle forever.

Holy fuck, dude! That is beyond sick. That’s downright terminal. That trick is in hospice care and fading fast.

Seriously, how the fuck is that possible? Who could top that? You win, man. You win at bicycle forever.

But I promised you more kitty goodness, and here it is :

Use your words! Oh right. You're a cat. Never mind.

I feel bad for the LOLs on this one. That poor dog was just getting on the kitten’s nerves a lil too much, I guess. But it’s just such a comically extreme FALCON PUNCH kind of strike. And the dog does not seem hurt so much as just terribly confused. He has no idea WTF just happened to him. One second he was leaning against the cat and the next he was on his butt and his head hurt a little.

Faster than the human eye strikes the heart of the tiger! Well, faster than a dog’s brain, anyhow.

This one totally needs Jack In The Box music.

POP GOES THE KITTEN!

Anyone care that I am not posting serious articles as much lately? No? Good.