A sense of deflation

Here I am, at the bus stop, right on time, but I am not on the way to class.

That’s because the prof is sick, so class is canceled. I found out via email when I was almost ready to head off to class, and the moment I read it, I felt all the air go out of me.

And since then, I have been really depressed.

Just totally dragged out. I have never handled disappointment well and I hate sudden changes of plans and this was both. I was building up my energies towards going to class et al when somebody pulled the plug. Now I have a whole day’s worth of hours to fill and the thought of it sickens me.

Not that I have nothing to do. I have at least three homework assignments to work on. I have let them sneak up on me… Something yo avoid in the future.I will return to my intelligent habit of doing my honework as soon as I can, so it’s done and I don’t have to think about it any more, and I can take my time doing it without feeling rushed.

Procrastination is a disease. It makes life pointlessly worse. Better nip that in the bud.

So I know how I will fill all those hours. That is not really the problem.nbsp; The problem is that my day lost it’s tentpole, and left me in the dark under all this tent. To have my purposeful focus taken from me when I was almost ready to launch really hurts a guy like me.

But I’ll get over it. I am already beginning to feel excited about tackling all that homework. Let me at it, I’ll pulverize it.

I wish I could afford to drown (smother?) my sorrows with a meal at White Spot, but I can’t, quite. I only have around thirteen bucks, and even a consevatively ordered meal at White Spot costs fifteen.

And that doesn’t include the tip.

I suppose I could lower my sights and just get an order of fries and a drink. But meh.

Or I could stop in at the little sandwich shop in the Chinese mini mall near here. But also meh.

So I will just head on home and sit meself down in front of the computer with a giant cup of Diet Cokenbsp; and finish this blog entry then get cracking on all that homework I need to do.

Oh that’s right…. I haven’t told you why I am out and about yet, have I?

The boring story goes like this : in my seemingly endless quest to get government ID and hence be able to actually get on with my fucking life, I got Felicity to print off the requisite form for me to fill out and fax to the appropriate minister back home in the Island of Edward the Prince.

Then I figured out that you could actually do the whole thing online. They had just hidden that capacity three or four screens down on their “online services” page, hence my previous inability to find the fucking thing.

So, yippie, I don’t have to get Felicity to see if she can fax anything, and I can pay with my credit card, and everything is hunky dory. I borrowed $100 from Joe (this shit is expensive), put it on my card, then filled out the online form last Saturday, and submitted it.

Aaand the transaction didn’t go through. I had been worried that would happen. The total of my order was very close to the balance of the card, as I remembered it So I was nor surprised it was not quite enough.

I swear, though, I wasn’t off by more than a dollar.

So today, despite my having no class (ha), I had to go out and put a little more money on the card. It would have been no big deal if I had not been depressed. But depression classically makes everything harder. So it was not an easy thing to do, to go out and wait for the bus, go there, and make the deposit.

That’s why I made my way back slowly. I walked part of the way, but I made frequent stops. Basically, I would walk a block, find a place to sit, blog till I got my strength back, and then go on to the next block.

The last two blocks I covered by bus. What the hell, I have a bus pass, it’s not like it costs me anything.

The good news is that I just finished doing the whole online form for birth certificate thing and it went through just fine. Some time this week I should get that freaking birth certificate, and be able to get my BC Services With Photo (or whatever) card, and then be able to get a bank account, and then be able to receive my student loan, and get my student ID, and be able to use the printers at school, and all that good stuff.

So much time and effort and MONEY just to prove I am who I say I am. Where’s the trust? Where’s the… love?

Oh well, at least I got the process moving again today. By the this time next week, God willin’ and the crick don’t rise, I will have all that shit sorted and all this dreary drudgery will be behind me.

And hopefully, my math re the amount over tuition that I am getting is right, so I can pay Joe back, get myself a nice new tablet isn’t of the clunky and inadequate current model.

I mean, that thing came out in 2011. I didn’t know they even HAD computers way back then! (kidding, folks, relax!)

And maybe, just maybe, I will get some shoes that actually work for my big ol’ feet and my gravity-defying weight.

I might even order some of those really expensive ones made just for fat people.

Imagine a fat person actually being able to walk without pain! In the feet, anyhow.

I will talk to you nice people again tomorrow.

My favorite songs, Spirituality Edition

Thought I would share some more of my favorite songs of all time with you lovely people, and today, I have a theme. The songs I am sharing with you today are all songs which speak to the spirit of this rudderless atheist who was raised without religion and hence has to find his inspiration where he can.

And nothing inspires me more than music. Music can slip past all my mental defenses and stir my lonely, icy heart. Most of the moments in my life where I came closest to feeling what I assume would be the presence of the divine in another sort of person have been through music.

I hope to share a few of those moments with you today.

One last thing : trigger warning, some of these do mention God and other Christian concepts.

The first song I will share today is “Demons” by Fatboy Slim.

This song really speaks to me, especially the chorus. It speaks of a kind of salvation that I can understand and accept, if not explain or justify. And that gives me a clue as to how religion works for the people who have it. It doesn’t matter if you can’t prove that these deeply moving personal emotional experiences can’t be proven to represent anything in external reality. To you, the believer, they are completely real, realer than real life in some cases. For some atheist to come along and say your experiences with God (or whatever) aren’t real is both offensive and absurd.

Take music, for example, seeing as we are on the subject already. Imagine telling a hardcore Led Zeppelin fan that the joy they felt when they first heard Stairway to Heaven was a delusion and they were crazy for thinking it was anything special.

We’d understand if the Zep fan was offended and got mad, right?

Of course, not all spirituality is about joy. Some is about justice.

Aw yeah. This is also a side of Christianity that I can grok. The Christian Left. The Christian Right makes no sense to me. So much of what they believe seems to me to be the exact opposite of what I see to be Christ’s message of universal love.

I mean, Jesus was a long haired bearded hippie and a hooligan who had no respect for his elders and who caused trouble for everybody with his gang of fellow unemployed misfits.

That’s not just a little different than the version the Christian Right worships. That’s their worst nightmare. That’s the sort of person they are terrified their daughters will date.

Of course, the divine retribution at the end of War Pigs doesn’t jive with Jesus’ message either. It’s just fun.

Inspiration sometimes comes from unexpected places that defy our prejudices and make us rethink a lot of things. That’s what happened when I first heard this song.

By the time I came along and started to develop my cultural consciousness, disco was dead and so was folk music, and John Denver represented all that was wimpy and pathetic about the Seventies and its phony back to nature bullshit. He had been the spiritual leader of that movement, and when the Boomers turned into Yuppies, he became the punchline of their “what were we thinking? ” jokes. That’s the version of him I received through pop culture.

And that version was not updated for a long time. As my cultural consciousness blossomed, I got into punk rock, heavy metal, and industrial. In other words, I was part of the pendulum swinging back from the John Denver’s sunshiney outdoorsy optimism into the dark, brutal, and raw world of depression and rage.

John Denver, in my mind, represented the exact opposite of everything I liked. So imagine my surprise when, relatively recently. I found out that I actually like some of his music.

And then I heard the song I linked above, The Eagle And The Hawk, and it both inspired me spiritually and rocked me the fuck out. To me, that song kicks ass.

Maybe those Seventies hippies had a point after all. Or maybe I have simply reached the point in my life where everything from one’s childhood acquires a halo of nostalgia.

And finally, there is this song, from my main man MC 900 Foot Jesus and some lady with a lovely motherly kind voice.

I feel so strongly about this song that when I discovered it wasn’t on YouTube any more, I decided I would make it so. So here it is, my first time being one of those people who puts songs on YouTube ever!

I had to restrain myself from making the thing a slideshow of pictures of electric organs. Under other circumstances, I would have done that gladly, but I have time restrictions today.

Anyhow, I have never heard anything that made more sense to me. It is religion for the dreamers and visionaries of the world, and I am certainly both. People losing their faith, or becoming angry and bitter because they are trying to cling to the faith of a child while having the mind of an adult, seems about right to me.

Their problem is not one, then, of being oppressed on all sides by the sins of the world. That is merely a projection of the gulf between their understanding of God and their understanding of the world.

The problem is their lack of imagination. Their conception of their God has not grown to keep pace with their perceptions of the world. I have always suspected that a certain type of religion fell all too easily into the trap of encouraging permanent childhood, and this theory would be consistent with that.

The cure, it would seem to me (outsider though I am), would be to tell kids right from the beginning that their understanding of God’s world will grow and change throughout their lives not because God has changed, but because God is infinite and we are finite and thus can only understand the tiny fraction of His being that we can see from where we are.

It is we who change, not Him.

But what do I know? I don’t believe in Him!

I will see you nice people again tomorrow.

A Shadow In Twilight

It is so glorious to feed.

I wish I could put it in terms you mortals could understand. It is like drinking the finest wine times eating the most sumptuous of meals raisef to the power of the best sex you have ever had. To feed is to tap into a river of golden, honeyed light that fills you with such joy and vitality that you feel like you are living a thousand lives all at once.

It is the best of all possible highs, and every vampire is addicted to it.

That is all we truly are, in the end : blood junkies. It is Mister Jones, not any inherent need, that drives us to feed. All our theatrics, all our menace, all our talk of The Hunger… it is all the desperate deception of dirty little addicts trying to romanticize their weakness.

After all, we are immortal. Why would we need anything at all to sustain us?

So if you are junkies, I hear you ask, does that mean you can quit? Kick the habit, as the junkies say?

The answer is yes. Of course we can. One of my oldest and dearest friends did so over one hundred years ago. She traveled to a cave deep in the driest of deserts, collapsed the entrance, and spend two months of blazing hot madness in there. She quickly lost all sense of time in a darkness deep enough to foil even a vampire’s eyes. She had cleared out all the rocks and such from the cave before closing it off, so there was nothing there but sand. She says she spent so long in tortured dreams of rivers of blood and beings made of sunlight chasing her through Hell that she forgot she had ever known any other kind of life.

But after those two months of insanity, the fire in her mind began to cool, and eventually, she returned to her senses. She says that, on that first day of lucidity, she felt better than she had ever felt before in her long, long life. The fever was gone, the hunger was gone, and she was at peace.

She still stays well away from humanity as much as she can, because as any junkie will tell you, getting the junk out of your system does not erase the memory of how good it made you feel. And she claims that when she does deal with human beings, she is increasingly able to open her heart to them and see them as noble and good, if not exactly equals.

Myself, I am not nearly so noble.

Which reminds me. Some of you have been asking, quite insistently, what I think of human beings and, for a long time now, I have evaded the question because I did not know how to phrase my response in sufficiently diplomatic terms suitable to a lady such as I, gentle of mien and tender of soul.

But I will no longer evade. I understand why this is an important question for you, my readers, and I feel the relationship we have developed will be put in serious jeopardy if I do not resolve this.

And you have to believe me when I say that our relationship is the most precious thing in my unlife right now.

So here is the story : I love humanity. I truly do. But not the way humans love humanity. And not, as you might suppose, how a predator loves their prey either.

It most closely resembles the affection an animal lover has for their pets. I am sorry if that offends you, but it is the best way I have to describe it. You might very well love your cat like it’s a member of the family. But it’s still a cat and you are still a human. The relationship simply cannot be equal.

And as with pets, the difference is more than a simple one of intellect. I would say that, on average, my fellow vampires are only a little more intelligent than the average human. We have our savants and our idiots (and our idiot savants) just like human beings do, but overall, our intellectual advantage is moderate at best.

But you must understand that, once we cross over from your world to ours, we awake to a world so vast and deep that it is like waking from a dream. All our senses are heightened. Living things shine with golden light. Moonlight is like sunlight and stars shine like little moons in the sky. You are faster, stronger, have better reflexes, and can think more clearly than any human has ever done, and that is just the tip of the iceberg.

This is why we cannot ever see you as equals, and for that I apologize. But for those of us not yet too ancient to remember our human life, the difference between then and now is like the difference between adulthood and infancy.

Or like the difference between you and your cat. I find that to be a less distasteful and more accurate analogy.

In fact, the comparison with animals is very apt. Humanity views some animals as friends, some as food, and the rest as unimportant except for the occasional hunter.

That is how my people view humanity. Some of us hunt, although by no means the majority. Some of us are “vegetarians” who get our fix from nonhuman animals. Some of us are even “vegans”, who do not partake of blood at all.

But most of us are somewhere in between. We have almost as many ways of acquiring blood as humans have of acquiring food, and for the most part, they are financial, and not lethal. In the large cities with well established vampire communities, acquiring enough blood to fill your needs as a vampire is about as dramatic and dark as a trip to the liquor store.

I hope that answers the question, dear readers. Know that I love you all, and the fact that I do not consider us equals does not, in any way, keep me from considering you my friends.

Your Friend In The Shadows,
Nadia Delilah

The Children of Dunning and Krueger

Who are these confident incompetents?

That is the question I took away from today’s Psych 1100 class today. We covered the Dunning Kruger Effect, amongst many, many other things, and that got me thinking about it not as an effect but as a population.

It seems to me like one interpretation of Dunning Kruger is that there exists a population of gleefully ignorant overconfident idiots in the world. If so, then at the risk of sounding a little fascist, these people need to be identified and addressed.

And not just because I think they suck dirty dog dong, but because they are capable of doing a lot of damage.

So who are these people?

Now it is possible that they are not a stable or even definable population. It could be that we are all the children of Sunning and Kruger sometimes, and thus what seems like a group of hardcore idiots is actually just the aggregate effect of individuals encountering their particular nadir.

But I don’t think so. The ability of the vast majority of people, whether they are D- or A+ students, to estimate their own abilities accurately surely points to the idiots being the outliers. Multiple studies have shown that at least 75 percent of people get it right. If it were evenly distributed throughout the population, that would mean everyone gets this sort of thing wrong a quarter of the time, and I doubt society could function were we all so foolish.

So I believe that these people must represent a population of low-information high-confidence individuals with a particular coping strategy for life, which is to have a very high opinion of themselves which they maintain by taking in as little information as possible so as to reduce the odds of something contradicting said high opinion to a minimum.

This means that, for these people, the information they ignore the most thoroughly and aggressively is evidence of their own incompetence, or indeed, any notion that anything they do has ever been wrong.

Essentially, these people substitute confidence for competence. And presumably, this actually works for them.

I can see how it might. Studies show that confidence leads to a lot of good outcomes (and incomes). There are fields, like management and sales, where overwhelming self-confidence can actually make you better at your job. Confident leaders inspire confidence in those led. Confident salespeople come across as sincere and caring.

Of course, they have also be minimally competent. All the confidence in the world won’t save a salesperson who sold a car to someone for a nickel. But from the point of view of the truly competent, these people must seem like a massive offense against all that is good and holy in the world.

Meritocracy alone demands that people who are incompetent do not get to have enormous confidence. Then again, if the salesman gets the job done, is he truly incompetent?

There’s a lot of different ways to contribute to society. Some are a lot less obvious than others.

Still, one has to assume that making your way through life taking in so little information must require a fairly extensive support network. The low information person must, without ever acknowledging it, rely on many other people to deal with reality and chop it into low-info-digestible chunks for them, or they would simply be unable to operate at all.

Now these people are not necessarily demonic. And they are not necessarily sociopaths either. They could just as easily be the really nice person who everyone loves and who overflows with concern and really, really wants to help out.

In fact, arguably, without a central competence of considerable magnitude to compensate, the likeability strategy seems to be the only one that could possibly yield any measure of success. The lovable but incompetent might inspire people to help them cope. The unlikable and incompetent will not have an easy time of life.

Note that this likability need not be broadly based, however. Climbing the ladder of success only requires the ability to make the people on the next rung like (or need) you.

Hence the really unpleasant spoiled obnoxious sadistic asshole who gets promoted instead of you. It is neither fair nor right, but if you are good at sucking up, very often you don’t need to be good at anything else.

A low information lifestyle also requires living someplace where everything is fairly safe and predictable. People in hostile and unstable environments who take in very little information are rather quickly removed from the gene pool. Survival in the “sate ot nature” requires focusing on every single detail of your environment because you never know what will be the datum that turns out to be super, super relevant when the heavy feces is coming down.

It may or may not surprise you, depending on how well you know me, to hear me confess to being one of these low information people. Strictly on the level of information from my environment, though. Other kinds of info, like the kind of things you get tested on in school, make it through loud and clear and in very high definition.

But I am notoriously disconnected from my surroundings. And it can definitely be said that I would be in a poor state indeed if I did not have people like my wonderful spectacular marvellous roomie Joe to be competent for me.

I remember living alone. It was bad. And not very pretty.

And I have been this way about environmental information. I have been a head in the clouds (or more likely, head in a book) person for as long as I can remember. Even when I was a happy little preschooler, I had a relationship with reality that was a lot more about what was going on in my head than what was happening in my world.

Some of us are just born to be the information processors and synthesizers (beep boop) of the world, I guess.

Luckily, being highly intelligent and possessing a certain sort of temperament that doesn’t tolerate a lot of self-delusion, I know what I am good at and what I am not.

And honestly, that gives me a huge advantage over the Dunning Kruger kids.

I will talk to you nice people again tomorrow.

Thursday Video Roundup

Should have done this last Sunday, but I forgot. And it’s 9:37 pm at night, I still have to do a video after this, and so now is the time to go for the somewhat easy option.

I will probably put other stuff in with the videos too, though. Diary stuff.

Like, for instance, I figured out my Thursday bus problem. The problem is that past a certain hour, the 405 Cambie stops running and the 405 Brighouse Station shapeshifts into its new form and takes its place. And it has a way different route, one that actually ends at… you guessed it, Brighouse Station.

So I will have to resign myself to either finding a different bus which takes me closer to home, walking the two (gasp!) blocks, or just walking the six or seven blocks from Kwantlen to home and skipping mass transit altogether.

Both times I have come home after my Thursday Creative Writing class so far, it’s been on a quite lovely evening, and so I have not minded the extra two blocks much. But later, when it is the rainy season (the locals call it “winter”…. I disagree), two two blocks will be a lot less pleasant.

So I will see if other route does the job. At least until I am in good enough shape to do the six block version.

And now, a video :

I finally wrote it down. That stuff about the problem being dynamic input has been rattling around in my head for at least a decade, and sitting as a note on my Google Keep account since… whenever I got one.

Oh that reminds me : I wrote this in class tonight!

Unclean. Thing were going great until she figured it out. I was Smooth Prince Charming, she was my Blossoming Princess. Everything was heading for the boudoir when she noticed my lack of ear tattoo. “You’re not…a NATURAL, are you?”. I played it smooth. “We prefer the term ‘genetically unaltered…’”. But it was too late. One horrified look, then she was scrambling at the door. I sighed and opened it for her. I hate my parents.

It was for a website called Paragraph Planet and that website does this thing where people submit works of exactly seventy-five words, no more no less, and they publish one a day on the site.

So all us eager beaver students had to write one. I had no problem with the wordcount restriction. I write to wordcount all the time. Taking out a word here and there is no big deal to me.

Hey look, another video!

Ah, my “fuck my previous life slash pump me up” speech. That already seems like so long ago, even though it was only what… ten days ago. Already I feel older… wiser… more mature.

And so far, as far as I know, nobody knows my terrible secret : that I am not, in fact, the brilliantly knowledgeable and surprisingly mature college agent student I am pretending to be. I am, in fact, a CREEPY 42 YEAR OLD MAN!

Mua ha ha ha… ha… haha….. um…. yeah.

Then there was day 1 :

As always happens, all the nervousness I had before going to school seems silly now. I am confident in my ability to get to class and I know my way around Kwantlen Richmond now. It’s a lot simpler than it looked on that first day.

Oh, and it turns out the Tim’s isn’t nearly the temptation I thought it would be. Why? Because nine times out of ten, when I go past it, the lineup is huge and so getting something would involve a lot of standing in line.

And fat people do not like standing up for a long time. It makes out feet swell up and makes our ankles and knees hurt. For me, that makes the temptation easy to ignore.

I’m sort of “off” Timbits these days anyhow.

Another vid, the one wherein I enthuse about the marvelously simple nature of euphony :

And… malphony? as well.

Had therapy today, but it wasn’t much of a session, because I thought the appointment was at 11:15 am, which is what my therapist told me, but what he wrote down was 10:45 am.

So I only got half a session. He’ll make it up to me.

Guess what? Music, that’s what!

I am rethinking my policy of making all my music videos slideshows. I’m starting to feel like they make it too hard to concentrate on the music. So I am working at crossed purposes there.

I like making the slideshows, even though I am not terribly good at it. I like that it makes use of all the image files I collected back when that was a thing I did a lot.

But I am thinking that maybe “brand new music” and “amusing slideshow” should be kept separate in the future.

And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for….

..my opinion on another Lay’s flavour! Sorry to have kept you in suspense for so long.

It really is uncanny how much they taste like meat. I bought a bag of Butter Chicken flavour today. So the stage is set for this long and glorious cycle to be completed. Maybe even tonight!

Did you know that The Vampires Suck The Other Guys?

Had to merge two collections in order to have enough slides for that one. Still not happy with that second text screen. Nothing is properly balanced and none of it looks quite right.

And I downloaded a Marquee font in order to do it and everything!

Then there’s… this topic.

Note how carefully I word things. I know that this topic treads very close to the third rail that is pedophilia, and far be it for me to invoke the vengeful wrath of the pure and the righteous by suggesting that there’s a little pedophilia in all of us, or that pedophiles might, on occasion, be actual flesh and blood human beings with lives and emotions just like us real people.

But it’s that proximity to the most severe taboo currently in operation that makes the issue confusing for me. Society makes it very clear that it hate hate HATES pedophilia, but doesn’t bat an eye when lovers call each other “baby” or shout out “who’s your daddy” during sex.

I just don’t get it.

And now, political theory :

I am serious about polls. No polls a month before. People who do and publish polls will be arrested and put in jail. You can scream about free speech all you want, I consider having democracy represent what the people really want to be more important.

Of course, that’s assuming we keep representative democracy at all.

I think I got the basic idea across. Under this interpretation of time travel, there is really no difference between a time traveler and the people native to the time. Both have around the same amount of power to change the future. The time traveler might think they can use their knowledge to get around that, but like I said, if they were going to succeed in killing Hitler, they would have, and then have had no reason to go back in time and murder some random German arts student in the first place.

And finally, a little more music.

I arranged the images in an order that sort of tells a story, although the middle is sort of vague. Sorry the HAL quotes are so loud. I tried to volume balance them but… didn’t make it.

I will talk to you nice people again tomorrow.

Just following orders

Otherwise known as the Nuremberg Defense.

The idea that someone can claim various forms of “orders” as a moral defense has always troubled me. It seems to abdicate the individual responsibility that must accompany the rights and freedoms of an individualistic society. The thought that we have this category of individual action that does not fully partake of this individual responsibility goes against the grain of everything we believe.

Especially for me. Readers of this blog know that I have no inherent respect for authority. In a sense, authority qua authority does not exist for me. Doing what I am told simply because someone told me to do it is foreign to me.

Luckily, I also have no inherent problem with authority. For me, authority is always judged on a case by case basis, with room left for belief in one authority more than another because of either superior qualifications or a demonstrated pattern of worthiness of authority by being fair, decent, objective, compassionate, and wise.

But no matter how much I trust an authority, I am not going to do something objectively wrong simply because someone told me to do it. Not without them being able to justify the action to me, and it had better be good. For better and for worse, I retain autonomy no matter what, and so I can’t imagine doing something which deeply violates my (perhaps overweening) sense of what is right and what is wrong.

To me, it almost seems absurd.

“Shoot that man!”
“Um, no, I don’t think so. ”
“I gave you an order, mister!”
“Yes, I know. I was there. ”
“I SAID KILL THAT MAN!”
“I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME. ”
“Then why aren’t you following orders?”
“Because I don’t want to. Also, because I don’t believe that certain words have the magic ability to make bad things good. Killing that unarmed man would be evil no matter how loud you shout. Look, you have a gun. Why don’t you shoot him yourself?”
“BECAUSE I’M ORDERING YOU TO DO IT!”
“What, you mean you are far too busy shouting and getting red in the face to do it yourself? The solution to that seems obvious. Calm yourself down. ”
“I’m going to say this ONE MORE TIME… ”
“Oh good, then I won’t have to hear it again. ”
“SHOOT THAT MAN. ”
“Would it surprise you to know that my opinion hasn’t changed? I bet it would, even though it shouldn’t. I don’t know what sort of voodoo powers you think you have,, but they don’t work on me. ”

And so forth and so on.

But that’s just me. I have an independence of mind and thought that is extremely rare in human beings, and while I view it as an asset, it comes from a place of pain and isolation that I wouldn’t wish on anyone.

Most people have the authority circuit installed at least to some extent. I first noticed this when I entered school. Even at only six years old, I intuitively grasped that the other kids were afraid of the teacher and did what they were told automatically. I had no fear of the teachers and did what I was told after thinking about it.

So what I wrestle with in the case of the Nuremberg Defense is the fact that while I recognize that most people have at least some sense of authority, I can’t empathize. Not entirely. I can imagine doing what you are told out of self-interest, but I can’t imagine doing it just because you are told to do it.

I honestly don’t know what that feels like.

What brought this subject up was a scene in something I was watching where all the crime boss has to do is to nod at one of his thugs,and said thug very viciously murders someone. Stab, stab, stab. Just like that.

I don’t get it. Does that thug feel like he is not a murderer because he was just following orders? It wasn’t his idea to kill the guy so it’s not really his fault? And does the crime boss feel like he isn’t a murderer either because he didn’t actually do the killing himself? Is that how these things work?

My gut instinct would be to judge the thug with the knife exactly as if nobody has said anything to him and he had just decided, out of the blue, to kill a guy. I must admit, I would enjoy watching him try the Nuremberg defense and have it fall absolutely flat with me. There are no magic words, and so on.

As for the crime boss, I would judge him exactly the same. There, instead of splitting the guilt, you doubled it.

But I recognize that such a judgment would be unfair. A solid case can be made that some people might be literally incapable of defying their orders. Certainly military and paramilitary (like the cops) organizations spend a great deal of time teaching their soldiers to act without thinking and obey without questioning. Such brainwashing has to enter the moral equation somehow.

But more importantly, the fact that I can’t empathize with the order-following emotion does not mean it doesn’t exist or that it does not count. I would never go so far as to say that I am willing to accept the Nuremberg Defense without qualification, and I would still hold the actual perpetrator primarily responsible for the crime.

But were I a judge, I would be willing to take orders into account as mitigating circumstances, especially when it comes to sentencing. Not everyone has the wit, the will,and the total social maladjustment to be as autonomous as I am, and for some people, doing what they are told is about the best that they can do.

As usual, sanity lies somewhere in between.

What do you think, gentle reader? Do you accept the Nuremberg Defense? Or do you think it’s bullshit? Just how much does it matter whether someone was following orders?

Please answer in the comments.

I will talk to you nice people again tomorrow.

Walt and me

Just watched the last quarter of a special about the life of Walt Disney, and it stirred up all my feels.

As with a lot of people, Disney got me young and has never entirely let go. I might be happy with Uncle Walt’s legacy or I might be made with it, but I will always, always, always love it.

It’s like family that way. Uncle Walt was an honorary member of millions of families in his life. Mine was one of them, mostly through me. Long after his death, Disney owns a deep, warm spot in my soul, and has provided me with such an extraordinary source of spiritual nourishment and inner flourishing that I can’t imagine who I would be without it.

Before I ever saw a Disney movie, I listened to Disney albums and tried to imagine the whole movie from just the songs. I would look at those wonderfully rich and colorful scenes from the movies in the “storybook” part of the album, and listen to the songs, and on some deep level, I knew that they were “right”. That they represented how things should be.

I still carry those ideals within me. Not the superficial stuff that people attack Walt over. The deep values of courage, compassion, cohesion, and community that runs through every Disney movie.

Those albums represent my first era of Disney. I don’t think that I really understood that Disney was a person back then. My little mind could not connect all this wonder and magic with a person.

It would have been like pointing at a sunset and saying “Your uncle painted that. ”

My second era of Disney came in the 1980’s, when two things happened. One, the VCR and the video store came along, and suddenly I could watch a lot of Disney movies I had never seen before. My appreciation for Disney grew with each one.

And then The Lion King happened, and everything changed.

It is very hard to put into words how much that movie means to me. The person who left that movie was not the same person who had walked into it. To this day, so many years later, I grapple with its enormity. There is just something about The Lion King which speaks to me on such a deep level that to explain it almost seems obscene.

All I can say is, that movie is a part of me, and a very good part it is.

And that’s why I get all mushy when I think of Disney. I owe their animated features so much, especially The Lion King, Jungle Book, and Robin Hood.

I think that they mean so much to me, in part at least, because I was such a lonely child, and that sort of thing doesn’t go away with age. I was 21 when Lion King came out, and still, it spoke to me. There is such warmth and goodness in Disney’s movies that they are, in a sense, like the religion I never had.

In that world, people cared deeply about one another.

I find it unfortunate how the name of Disney became associated with all the false optimism and phony sentiment of the 50’s. It was probably a necessary step in the evolution of the American consciousness, but to me, Disney was never about being phony because he never claimed his works were anything but fantasy.

Disney filled his movies with optimism and wholesomeness. They were meant to be escapes from reality as well as a way to teach children important lessons about growing up and about dealing with things. To call them false because they don’t depict reality is asinine. I understand that the fantasy filled Fifties had to give way to reality eventually, and that Disney made a convenient scapegoat for people to blame for the Fifties’ inability to face reality, but Disney never lied to anyone.

He depicted how things should be, not how they were.

In a way, Disney movies were the most potent form of contact I had with what I think of as a normal family. I love my family, but we are not the warmest of people. And I have gone on and on about how I felt unwanted growing up, and how there just did not seem to be a lot of love around.

And so, without ever intending it, a notion of how family is supposed to be formed in my mind, made from one half Disney movies (and other animated features, most notably the Secret of NIMH) and one half all the sitcoms I watched growing up.

Sure, most of them were not the traditional family comedy, with Mom and Dad and kids, but they all depicted people who had their differences but who cared about each other anyhow.

My family was, for the most part, not very close. We all did our own thing. Even when we were together, my father’s volatile temper kept us from truly relaxing.

Maybe none of us ever stood a chance at “normal”. I don’t know.

One of the things that occurred to me while watching the bio was that if I had been a kid in the Fifties or possibly even in the Sixties, I would have probably become a sort of Disney conservative. The Disney product of the time would have given me some chance at feeling like I was a part of something bigger than myself and I might well have become the sort of person who thought that the system works for everybody if they are just willing to work hard and make sacrifices.

Because the thing is, in many ways, Disney was quite progressive for his era. He would be considered racist and intolerant by modern standards, of course, and extremely sexist, but his was more of a Ned Flanders than a Dick Cheney conservatism, and I truly believe that his heart was always in the right place, even when his politics were not.

Well, I could write for hours and still not cover it all. That will be more than sufficient for tonight.

I will talk to you nice people again tomorrow.

Story of a day

Today has been a little weird.

I am blogging this into a text file because for the moment, my website is down. A routine scan by my webhost found some files that it thought were kind of hinky and so it flagged them as “malicious” and I was supposed to delete them the first (or second) time they emailed me about it, but I am so used to getting spammed by them with ads trying to get me to buy more services from them that I ignored them out of habit.

Bad move, it turns out, because the third email was to tell me that they had suspended my account for 24 hours in order to protect the integrity of their systems and their reputation blah blah whatever.

I don’t know why they couldn’t just delete the files themselves. I would have been cool with that. But the whole thing smells like a scam to get me to pay for some security upgrade anyhow.

I mean, all the files flagged were from an archive of the site I made in 2015. That means that these were not active files and had not been accessed in five years. One of them was a test file I had created myself back when I was trying to learn a few things about webhosting.

It’s possible that some malicious code infected those files, but if so, it originated from someone else’s account, not mine. Why should I get the third degree? Unless, of course, they are trying to scare me out of my money.

Anyhow, the ebil bad files are all deleted now, and I asked the support staff very nicely if they could activate my account now. So hopefully, the security people will scan my account, find it clean,and reactivate it in time for this post to go up before midnight.

Otherwise today has been decent so far. I went to Ideology and Politics. It was so freaking slow and boring. It consisted mostly of us reading out our cutesy little “interviews” we had done the previous Wednesday. So we had to go to the front of the class and tell everyone our partner’s answers.

Lather, rinse, repeat twleve times. These kids are so young that they don’t exactly have sophisticated and well developed political ideologies, and we’re all still pretty shy and nervous around each other, so for me at least, it just dragged on and on with no actual education going on. Suck city.

I did notice one interesting trend, though. One of the questions was “Do you think democracy is alive and well in Canada?” and the answers fell into two distinctive categories based on two distinctive interpretations of the question.

Some people interpreted the question as “is Canada currently a democracy?” and the answers was, of course, “yes”. They said “We have votes, our rights are protected. Of course we have democracy here in Canada!”

And more often than not, these were the kids with the thick accents who looked a little out of place. It’s a subtle difference, granted, because in this area, lots of born and raised Canadian citizens have brown skin and an accent. But my theory is still that these are people who grew up somewhere where there was no democracy, and so to them, it must have seemed like a trick question.

The other camp I will call the cynics, and they are the ones like myself who think Canadian democracy is under attack from Stephen Harper and his billionaire cronies. We interpreted the question as, in a sense, “How democratic is Canada right now?”

It was a real eye-opener in terms of different perspectives. From the point of view of someone from (like one student) Saudi Arabia, quibbling about degress of freedom and democracy must seem insane, like we are arguing over how juicy the fruits of Paradise are compared to last year’s crop.

But for those of us thoroughly in sync with this culture and its politics, these are very important issues. I truly believe democracy is under attack by people who, until now, have believed that democracy was a way to fool the sheep into being sheared, something to keep the masses diverted while the billionaire class – the private jet set – the “real people” – did whatever the fuck they wanted.

Then their golden boy, the One of Them that was supposed to deliver the White House to them so they could finally skip all that bribing of of individual politicians, lost to Obama, and people started talking about things like how the rich people won’t stop until they have literally all the money and the entire economic system collapses, bringing them to the ground like the king in Yertle the Turtle.

And now they are scared, and they have suddenly remembered why they never liked democracy in the first place because it gives the peasants some vague notion that they matter, and they want to strangle democracy to death ASAP.

Did not expect to go on that long about my political opinions. But it’s hardly a surprise, is it?

The rest of today has been comfortably banal. Finally got around to seeing if I could turn a can of baked beans into something vaguely like bean dip via blenderization. The results were not great. I should have followed my first instinct and emptied the bean juice out before blendering.

Also, in retrospect, should probably have used a lower setting than “frappe”. What can I say, I have not blendered much in my life.I have to learn this sort of thing the hard way.

All is not lost, however. The main problem with the result is that it is far too soupy. But I have cleverly put the leftovers in the fridge in hopes of not merely keeping them fresh but drying them out some as well.

Who knows, maybe it will develop an actual texture.

I will talk to you nice people again tomorrow.

From the harness

Somehow, Devan wasn’t surprised when the long shadow of the mighty minotaur he’d called Tsop (after a son who had died of plague) was cast upon the freshly plowed earth of Devon’s farm.

“So you’re back, then. ” said Devan without looking up.

“Yup. ” said Tsop.

Devan thought about he crude hoe in his hands. It had a sharp edge, and the hard muscle that comes from a lifetime of farming to swing it pretty hard. But he instinctively knew that it would be useless against Tsop. It would be like trying to kill a wild boar by throwing pennies at it.

“Before we go any further, there’s a few things I’d like to know. ” said Devan, playing for time

“Ask away. ” said Tsop amiably. But Devan could tell he had moved closer.

“How did you get the money to buy your freedom?” asked Devan. He heard the massive creature moving behind him. He heard a long low scraping sound. But still he did not turn.

“By losing sleep. ” said Tsop, with a laugh. “I would get up before dawn and go do odd jobs for the locals. I wouldn’t get much pay. Folks around here have never had much use for money. But it added up over time. It took me ten years to do it, but I got my slave price together. It was worth it just to see the look on your face. ”

“So that’s why you were always asleep when I needed you. ” said Devan. “I spent all that time I was calling you lazy and no good, and you were working harder than I was. ”

“More or less, yeah. ”

The eight foot tall beast was closer still now. Devan could hear Tsop breathe, hot and heavy. and smell the beast’s musk. Devan had stopped noticing that smell two weeks after he had bought him, but now it came back to him with razor sharpness. It was, in its deep rich earthiness, a clearer picture of Tsop than you could ever get by looking at him.

But Devan could not turn to look at Tsop. Because, he had to admit to himself, he was too damned scared. Not for his own life, he told himself. But none of his sons were old enough to take over the farm yet, and it scared him to think of all the mouths that would go hungry if he died.

“What have you been doing since you left?” he asked Tsop. Maybe he could outrun the massive beast. He knew Tsop could run fast, but he accelerated slowly and didn’t change directions too well. It might work, if he could get his aging body moving.

Then he could run into town, get those idiot guards from the Market Block to protect him. After all, they’d both sold Tsop to him and then taken their cut from the slave price. That meant they owed Devan some protection for their… fauntly merchandise.

“Well, for a long time, I didn’t do much of anything. ” said Tsop. “I wandered the countryside, happy to be free, not caring too much what happened to me. But a fella can only get by on grazing for so long, and pretty soon I realized I needed money for food and whatnot. So I became a wandering labourer. I would make my way for a while, till I ran out of money, and then I would stop and work a while, then off I would go again. It was a pretty good life, Devan. ”

How dare you use my name, thought an old part of Devan. I’m Master or Boss to you, and don’t you forget it. But there was no fire in it any more. The fellow he’d been back then seemed like a stranger. Why had he been so damned angry all the time? He couldn’t remember.

Devan tried to think of how to say what he had to say without angering the bull. But he was not a man of words, so it still came out “Well if everything was so great, why did you come back?”

Devan heard a metallic clanking and clicking behind him, and his heart leapt into his throat. What was that monster up to behind him up to? He had never felt so frail and helpless. He prayed Tsop’s revenge for years of brutal treatment would be swift and painless, at least.

Was that the creature’s hot breath Devan felt on the back of his neck? He willed himself to at least turn to face his fate like a man. But he was frozen in place.

“I got bored. ” said Tsop. “That kind of life was fine for a while. I got to see a lot of the world that way, and even found more of my kind, ones that weren’t slaves. They taught me the history of our people, and showed me that there were other ways to live than just master and slave. They taught me to be truly free. And that’s why I am back. Now I have a question for you. ”

Tsop walked in front of Devan, and Devan was shocked to see that the minotaur had, of his own accord, harnessed himself to the plow he’d served for many a long year. He smiled at Devon, and said “Do you still need help?”

“But you…. you’re… after the way I treated you… you didn’t come back to kill me? I thought you hated me!”

“No, I don’t hate you, Devan. ” said the bull. “Maybe I did once, but that was a long time ago. You’re not a bad man, Devan. You were always mad, but you were always fair. When you’d yell at me, I would just smile and wait for you to tell me what to do. I knew you didn’t mean much by it, it was just your way. And I saw the love you had for your wife and your kids. So I ignored the insults and the pushing and the cracking of the whip, and concentrated on doing my job.

So sure, I left for a while. I had to, I needed to be free. But I always knew I would be back. I told you that much the day I left this farm. I told you I’d be back. ”

“I guess I thought that meant… something else. ” said Devan. Could he really have been so blind for so long? Could it be that all the time he’d thought he had a slave, he had really had… a friend?

Suddenly Devan felt ashamed. Ashamed of how he’d treated Tsop, ashamed of every bad thought he’d ever had about this gentle creature, and especially ashamed of how he had shouted down his wife and children when they had complained that they missed Tsop.

He was only a slave, a thing, he had told them. Not a person. Those words now stung like poison in Devan’s soul.

Devan felt Tsop’s huge, gentle hand on his shoulder. “So what do you say, Devan? Do you still need someone to help out around here? Pull the plow, carry the bales, keep an eye on the kids?”

Devan smiled and says “You’re damned right I do. It just hasn’t been the same without you, old friend. I do what I can, but… well, it’s great that you’re back. ”

“It’s great to be back… friend. ” said the mighty bull, smiling back at Devan. “Of course, there’s one thing that is going to have to change around here. ”

“Oh? What’s that?”

“From now on, you’re going to have to pay me for my work. ”

Devan laughed. “That’s alright. I still have all the money I got from your slave price!”

And with that, the two friends enjoyed a good long laugh, then put their backs into the day’s work.

The other psychology

Don’t worry, that’s not as deep as it seems.

It just means that today was my first day in the other Intro to Psych course I am taking, Introduction to Psychology : Basic processes. It basically covers the first half of the mondo huge and expensive textbook while the other one, Introduction to Psychology : Areas and Applications, covers the second half.

So they are kind of one course split into two. I thought it was odd that the system let me take both at the same time, and at first I wondered if it was some sort of mistake, but nope.

The questionnaire at the end of the other one even asked if I was taking both. So I guess I’m allowed.

Anyhow, this is definitely my fave prof of the group because she’s a total nerd girl. (Nerd lady?) She loves science fiction, she geeks out about psychology, and she’s a big fan of podcasts, including one I like called Radiolab.

In other words, she really seems like my kind of people.

One thing I learned from her today was something I didn’t know about a fellow by the name of William James. I had heard his name connected with psychology before but I knew nothing about him.

My professor calls him the Great Pontificator, and said he would go around expressing theories about the mind and how it works, but never actually tested them himself. And yet, and this is the crucial part, people are still proving him right to this very day, and he died in 1910.

He was also a philosopher, and a heavy hitter in the annals of pragmatism.

To sum up, he went through life thinking, talking, and defending pragmatism.

In other words he is my brand new hero. I want that kind of life. If I could have any lifestyle I wanted, carte blanche, I would choose that one. I would be able to spend all my time doing the things I am best at and happiest doing without any need to do the other boring stuff, like research and experiments.

I’m with Freud. The truth of what I say is in my reasoning and my observations about myself and others. You either agree with it or think it faulty. It is not the sort of thing that lends itself to testing.

So yeah. I wanna be like THAT guy.

What else… I learned from my prof that there is a real shattering firestorm going on in clinical research psychology right now. A small but very vocal group of thinkers are casting doubt as to whether psychology can be considered a science at all. They point to how hard it is reproduce the results of any psychological study because there are so many other variables lurking out there that you can’t control for, so merely the fact that it’s a different group of subjects makes the results no longer comparable. And then there’s the problem I have known about for a while, which is that so much of psychological research is done entirely on us people from WEIRD (Western Educated Industrialized Rich Democratic) cultures, and then applied to all of humanity, which is both Eurocentric and just plain ignorant.

And so the question is wide open as to whether psychology is, in any sense, a science.

This is not new. In fact, psychology has been attacked like this since it was born. The very idea that there were things going on in people’s heads that had no direct correlation to something of the body was mocked for being nothing but fairy tales until Freud started getting results. And since then, psychology has been very defensive about its legitimacy versus things like physics and chemistry. In many ways, I see Skinner and the atrocities of behaviourism as a direct result of this animosity.

In other words, basically, psychology has been desperate to prove itself since the day it was born and apparently this era is having its own paroxysm of self-doubt and conflict. I am neither surprised nor disappointed. This has to happen.

And as much as I love psychology and therefore feel the need to defend it against all comers, the truth is that I have never been entirely comfortable with it as a science. To me, it has always lain somewhere between hard science and applied philosophy. I consider a lot of psychological research to be akin to trying to nail Jello to the wall. It is an attempt to make quantifiable and predictable things which are far too complex and dense for the job.

The human brain is the most complex object in the universe as far as we know. Ergo, using the straightforward methods that work for things like gravitation or biochemistry is going to be am exercise in futility.

But possibly not any more, now that fMRI allows us to monitor brain activity in realtime. Granted, that does not solve the problem entirely, but at least we have direct observations to go on now. And there have been some astounding advances in recording and interpreting neural activity.

In a way, though, that doesn’t matter because whether or not psychology is a “real science” or not, we will continue to study it. We cannot stop. There is no way we will stop trying to figure out what the hell is going on in that blob of goo between our ears, and if science is not the right word for it according to some people’s narrow definition of it, then we will simply have to come up with a new word for it.

Because the thing is, amidst all the fuzziness of hard psychological research, there emerges useful information that can be beneficially applied to actual human beings. Reliably.

And if that is not science, then I am curious as to what the detractors call it. It is beyond improbable, to put it mildly, to suppose that all forms of applied psychology have succeeded purely by chance.

And if you think it’s all the Placebo Effect, then I have to ask : what kind of research lead to the discovery of that effect?

I will talk to you nice people again tomorrow.