Thing I am writing for a place

Introduction

So you’ve got a kitten (aww!) and you are worried that it is not drinking enough. You’ve seen the stories about how feline dehydration leads to bladder and urinary tract problems and you want to make sure your kitten (aww!) is getting the water they need.

Well you’ve come to the right place. In this article, we are going to tell you everything you need to know to make sure your kitten (aww!) stays healthy, hydrated, and happy.

Step one : Relax!

As long as your kitten was not taken from its mama too early, it does not need to be taught to drink water. Kittens learn everything from their mothers, including how to drink water, and as long as your kitten was with its mama for at least a month, it should have the same drive to keep itself hydrated as any other animal. 

And don’t worry if your kitten doesn’t seem to drink a lot of water. Cats have the ability to concentrate their urine and that means they don’t need as much water as we humans do in order to flush the toxins from their bodies. 

Bonus : now you know why their pee smells so bad and the smell lingers so long.

Now,  in the wild, cats get most of their moisture from the food they eat. And you know what that means…

You have to feed them the wet stuff

Yes, I know it’s smelly and icky and gross. Wet cat food is a horrifying substance on nearly every level. But cat cannot live by dry cat food alone. So if you want to make sure your little feline friend stays frisky and healthy then you are going to have to hold your nose and give them wet cat food at least two or three times a week.

If you’ve got the stomach for it, you can also mix a couple of spoonfuls of wet food into their dry food every day instead.

Let’s talk about the water bowl

It should be small and shallow enough for your kitten to be able to get its muzzle to water level without too much trouble. It also should be made of something that won’t change the taste of the water. Metal, glass, and ceramic bows are all fine.

You might have to try a number of shapes and sizes before you find the one that works for your kitten.

It’s also a good idea to keep the water bowl next to their food bowl for your kitten’s convenience, and to let them see you filling each bowl while you pet them. That way, they don’t ever have to go looking for them.

And this goes without saying, but never ever put your kitten’s water bowl or food bowl close to their litter box. They will be no happier with that than you’d be.

Let’s talk about what goes in the bowl

The important thing is that the water be fresh and clean. Don’t worry about it being cold… cats do not care.

But do remember to rinse out the bowl and refill it every day- sediment and saliva can build up in the bowl and make it unpalatable to our finicky feline friends.

So the easiest thing is to just get into the habit of dumping out the water that’s left in the bowl at the end of the day, giving the bowl a good scrub with a dish sponge (and soap and water, of course) and good thorough rinse in the sink. Then it’s just a matter of refilling it with fresh clean water, and putting it back where it belongs. Voila! Your kitten has lovely fresh water to drink. 

The Nuclear Option

If nothing else works, you may have an extra finicky feline who will only drink from running water. That means you need to up your game by going to the pet store and getting a cat fountain. These are pretty much the same as the little recirculating fountains you can get for your garden and you can get one for around $25 at your local pet supply store. 

Plus, it will make your kitten feel all fancy. And you have to admit, watching a kitten drink from a tiny fountain is pretty darn adorable.

Do I really have to go to all this trouble?

Yes and no. It is, of course, very important for your kittens health that they get the water they need. And it’s best to err on the side of caution in this because your cat can’t tell you that it’s thirsty and the signs of feline dehydration can be hard to detect.

So you do need to pay attention. But don’t fall into the trap of thinking your kitten needs to be taught to like water. All living creatures need water to live and nature has provided them with the drive to seek it out when they need it.

So all you need to worry about is making sure they have access to good, fresh, clean water every day, and that’s as easy as spending a few minutes at the sink.

And, in conclusion

So there you have it. Everything you need to know and more about seeing to your kitten’s hydration needs. You are now ready to make sure that lovely little kitten(aww!) stays healthy, strong, and ready to chase the red dot one more time.

A hard day’s work

Didn’t get a chance to blog until now because I was busy all afternoon.

Working! Well, work-like activity. Mostly something for which I will not get paid, but it was kind of fun and I feel good for having contributed for once.

It was for the text companion gig. My boss needed someone to do a run-through of how the whole system was going to work and I was her chosen victim sacrifice volunteer.

So I spend most of the afternoon with her, trying stuff out and hitting stumbling blocks and getting stuck in stupid ways (mostly my fault) and generally doing all the shit you have to do to get a brand new thing up and going.

There’s always problems you did not and could not have forseen, and all you can do is keep plowing away till you have cleared all the roadblocks away.

There was the password that ended in an exclamation mark. I did not realize this. The password was presented to me, over and over, as the last thing in the sentence and I just thought my boss was being super enthusiastic.

Then there was the very finicky system that we are using to organize the chats and such that took forever and completely logging out then closing and opening the browser to make do what it was supposed to do.

By the way, check out the name of the service we are using for this project.

Trumpia?? TRUMPIA!?! What the fuck kind of name for a service like enterprise SMS management is that? It might as well be Hitleria, or Stalinadon, or Castrotown.

Actually, that last one might be an upper class gay club, so scratch that one.

When I saw the name, I said “Seriously? That’s the name of it?”. She did not reply.

And now I desperately want to know if our clients will ever see that name. It could make things very weird if they can, whether they hate the guy or are wrong. There’s no reason they should be able to see it. It’s not front-facing software, I don’t think. It’s more like a server program that handles things behind the scenes.

But even so, the name makes me nervous as hell.

That horror aside, once we got everything going, it was time for me to be put though my paces as the test pilot for the whole companion program.

And it was then that I ran up against a problem that I have come across before, and that’s the hard truth that if someone asked me if I am good at following instructions, if I was brutally truthful, I would have to say, “….kinda?”

I always seem to miss things. I try to follow them to the letter but no matter how hard I try, I end up either missing a vital step or completely misinterpreting one.

And I have no defense for that, other than saying my brain is fucked up in general and I’m lucky that I can still dress myself.

So I can be kind of frustrating to teach. I am so bright and eager and yet I keep having to be reminded of things and screwing up in eye-rollingly inane ways.

I guess this is where I say that it is a good thing that I’m cute and charming. Otherwise someone would have killed me by now!

It’s also a good thing that I know that I will be good at the actual job and that all the complications and whatnot will be a thing of the past before I know it as long as I hang in there long enough to get the hang of it.

Everything always seems too complicated and impossible at first. That’s because you are dealing with it all as unprocessed information. Given time and practice, the mind condenses the important information and boils off the rest and suddenly everything seems much clearer and easier.

And all you have to do is keep trying.

I feel like I am discovering a lot very trite truths lately.

Oh, and today I realized I actually have three gigs now. The first two – text companion and fiction in test messaging form – you already know about. But I also have this gig writing articles based on research they supply.

Sounds like a dream come true, doesn’t it? For me at least. I haaate doing research. Having someone else do that for me is boffo.

However, that gig is not as good as it sounds because it only pays USD$6 an article. And the articles are supposed to take around an hour to write.

And I ain’t workin for no $6/hour. Even with the exchange rate, that wage sucks. It’s well below minimum wage, and that’s just plain not enough for someone with my training and talent. So unless I can get good enough at them to do two an hour, I might not keep that gig at all.

After all, I have two others!

Mostly, though, it just feels good to be busy. This afternoon was somewhat exhausting, but I was glad I did it because I feel more alive and fulfilled and legitimate now.

Besides, being exhausted is awesome one you actually stop moving. You get all languid and relaxed and possibly sleepy and, with the right attitude, you can mellow the fuck out and rid yourself of some negative tensions.

With the right attitude, you can do anything. Another profound and trite truth. I’m starting to feel like the dumb guy in a comedy who take a hilariously long time to get the joke.

Being is detinitely a superior mode of existence and the obvious choice for how to move forward with my life. Fuck all that video game nonsense. That was only ever a way to pass the time and I have ways to do that which pay money now.

From now on, afternoons are for working and video games are for relaxation and entertainment, not life-killing distractions that keep me safe from reality at the cost of crushing the life out of me.

I still have the rest of my waking hours to indulge in my distractions.

And who knows, maybe some day I won’t need them at all.

I will talk to you nice people again tomorrow.