Once more, Photoshop teaches us a valuable and emotionally scarring lesson about life.

In this case, it’s about why we have eyebrows.

Because otherwise, AAAAAAAAH!!

Holy CRAP that’s a shocker. On the left, extremely beautiful women looking fabulous. On the right, brain searingly scary horrible zombie monkey lady.

The difference? Eyebrows.

I already felt bad for people who lose their eyebrows for whatever reason (chemo, alopecia, using too much starter fluid on the BBQ) but holy crapcakes.

I really hope that it is possible to restore someone’s eyebrows via a hair transplant or something. Because I knew people would look bad without them.

I just had no idea you would look “frightening children and making adults come at you with a wooden stake aimed at your heart” kind of bad.

Sound advice for these troubled times

Because you don’t want your last message to the world to be “OMG this building is totally on fire now its on me ow ow fire ow BRB”.

The absolutely epic, awesome tale of how the deadliest sniper in United States history with 255 kills, ended up punching asshole libertarian and former state governor Jesse “The Body” Ventura in the face.

Note Opie or Anthony’s hilariously dead on impression of The Body : “Thank you for your service!”.

I had no idea that Jesse had become such a raging douchebag since his fall from grace. He’s always been an American libertarian, and hence, at least partly evil, but there’s being politically wrong and there’s just plain being a shitty human being, and saying “you deserve to lose some men” at the wake of a soldier is just plain horrible, regardless of politics.

So fuck you, Jesse. You peaked when you were the most consistently funny “heel” commentator in the WWE (back then, still the WWF. ) You jumped the shark when you thought you might get into politics. And now, after this revelation you are just plain yesterday’s shark shit. Just another right wing foaming enema bag full of all that Fox News Kool-Aid you all started drinking.

I am glad you got punched in the face for saying such a thing. That’s negative reinforcement I can get behind.