Every once in a while, I remember that this blog is also my personal diary, and that by rights I should occasionally attempt to document the rudimentary strokes that minimally define this absurd a la reserche redux internal narrative that in the spirit of generosity the world permits me to call “my life”.
Well, it must be my life, because nobody else wants it.
So, yesterday, I visited the doctor. No panic, just the routine “give me more pills” visit. Joe, my ever-awesome roomie, drove me there and did some errands through the inevitable waiting for the doctor. They’re never on time and they don’t seem to car. Well, after all, it’s not their life, it’s ours.
The doctor’s visit went smoothly. Punctuality aside, I like my doctor. And I got him started getting me a therapist after I explained how the last one he sent me to… in January, eep.. was unsuitable partly because he had a combination of Indian accent and Old Person Talk that made him nearly incomprehensible, but mostly because his office was so tiny that a small desk and chairs barely fit in it, and I am claustrophobic, so that was a serious deal breaker. I cannot get therapy in a place that makes me crazy! That’s just logic.
Why did it take me so long to tell him this? I don’t know. Despite being a chatty person who talks and texts and writes all day, I have a serious communication problem when it comes to telling the people who need to know when it comes to things about my life.
I also got him started on getting me a new sleep specialist. The old one refused to take any more appointments from me after I flaked out on a few too many. Also a problem. Damn my highly variable yet extremely dull existence!
After the doctor’s, it was over to the medical testing place for my usual battery of tests, or so I thought. I had been fasting specifically for this, and by the time I saw the inside of the place, I had not eaten for nearly 12 hours.
Took a number, waited, they took my form, waited some more. The blood work went extremely smoothly. I barely felt the needle going in, just a pinch, really, and I didn’t feel it go out at all. I have the “sort of veins that like to hide”, so getting blood taken is always a bit of a gamble. Hence, having things go that smoothly is quite rare for me.
I wish now that I had memorized that blood tech lady’s name. I want her every time now!
She hands me the pee cup (gotta check for ketones) then tells me there is a “heart thing”. A what now? Doc Chao didn’t say a thing about that! Sudden terrible images of heart catherization and intubations from all the medical dramas I have watched flooded my mind. I always knew those would get me in trouble some day!
But of course, it was nothing like that. This is the modern era of non-invasive medical monitoring, after all. I just had to lay down on my back with my shirt off while the nice lady stuck little electrodes on various bits of me and lay there relaxing for five minutes or so. She wisely didn’t talk to me, so I just mellowed out and enjoying the little respite. At the end, the little ouch when she pulled the electrodes off was the most painful thing in the whole process.
So now I have had an ECG. Never had one before, except perhaps as a baby. I hope she didn’t find any problems, but I am a fat guy pushing 40, so I worry.
After filling the pee cup (no problems, had plenty), I had a very pleasant lunch at my favorite White Spot with Joe. I love that particular White Spot because they have comfy high backed squooshy chairs. Good food, stimulating conversation, and comfort? Yes please!
Sadly, in the excitement and kerfuffle, I forgot to get my pills! So today, I had to pop next door to get my refills. And that’s where the bad news came : Canada has finally gotten around to de-listing Avandia. You can’t get it here any more.
I knew this was coming, because the USA de-listed it last year due to concerns about its effect on the heart and the kidneys. I am glad I got to keep taking it as long as I have.
Because you know what the alternative is? Insulin.
Yup, I may be facing a future of poking myself with the needle all the time. Given my extremely poor history of medical compliance (apart from pills), I am dubious as to whether I can handle it.
As usual, my extremely dusty and unused sleep apnea machine glares at me accusingly. The far more unused blood sugar testing equipment in my bathroom gave up a long time ago.
Wish me luck, my friends. This might be the day things went from Bad to Worse, from “able to have a sad little normal life” to “pretty much sick all the time”.
I might soon be looking at my sad little life right now as “the good old days”.
So send your love and hope and positive vibes, folks!