I promise not to do more than one of these a week. Two tops.

Oh, and tonight’s entries will be very Rule 34, and so if you have tender and innocent feelings about Family Guy, Dumbo, or really any animated thing ever, and it would wound your soul to see any animated character getting their hump on, then please, for the love of God, do not read any further.

I don’t want anyone getting hurt. So please, skip this one, come back tomorrow, everything will be all dark and broody in a SFW way again and all will be good and right in the world again.

Are they gone? Good. That just leaves us happy little perverts.

Let’s get it on!

First, let’s go to the dogs.

Yes, that is Brian from Family Guy getting seriously railed by Scooby Doo.

Very last chance to split, sensitive types, as it only gets worse from her.

I love how Scoobs is all “Yeah, take it bitch!”. Except it’s Scooby Doo, so it’s more like “Reah, rake it rich!”

I have a slight crush on Brian, which makes this even hotter.

Don’t worry, Bri Bru darling…. it only hurts for a little while then you will be in gay butt sex heaven, I guaranteed it,.

I am so jealous of him.

Now for my favorite gay sex pairing from Family Guy

Brian and his cousin Jasper, who also can talk, drive cars, and own property, and nobody seems to think that’s weird.

Jasper is, technically, a screeching gay stereotype, but I will forgive it because he’s written as a real character and usually comes across as a really great guy.

Besides, that’s just one of the stages of getting acceptence for your minority group. In between overt bigotry and enlightenment lies the “sympathetic stereotype”, who acts exactly like the majority expects his group to act, but does so in a way that makes people see them as real human beings and not just the stereotype.

Besides, Jasper is adorable. I just want to give him a nice long “tummy rub”.

And now, on to Dumbo!

Beats the hell out of Pink Elephants, don’t it kid?

I suppose this could be labeled QC for Questionable Consent, as our lil hero seems to be boozed up, but they both look so darn happy I can’t imagine Dumbo regretting it.

Turns out you can have a lot of fun with your “other trunk”, eh kid?

Imagine that said in a Scatman Crothers voice by the crow.

Makes me wonder how they got to that point. I think the crow just taught our adorable hero how to give himself a trunk job.

Just goes to show that when the student is ready, a teacher appears. One with sage advice, practical assistance, and some Jergens hand cream.

Now we spend a little time with nature.

So yeah. I am into pee. If you are not, um, sorry.

But I am only showing you something that is happening billions of times a day all over the world. Think about it : with all the animals in the world plus all us humans, how many acts of urination and/or defecation are happening right this second?

Then add in all the ejaculation, and it really us a beautiful thing. All that blessed release.

And really, who could object to such an adorable and innocent scene? He doesn’t seem to quite know what is going on, but he never was all that bright.

And while we are violating Disney on multiple levels :

Hey, what’s the point of having slavishly loyal minions if you can’t use them for sex? Not that said minion seems unhappy about the situation. In fact, I bet this is the happiest day of his life.

Unless this kind of thing happens all the time, which is probable. Dukey there doesn’t seem like the sort to let species or gender get in the way when he’s horny.

Ever wonder where rainbows come from?

We all know where the rainbow goes…. we’ve been told it’s a pot of gold!

Well, there’s something golden in there anyhow.

He looks so cute and happy. Like he’s a tiny bit embarrassed but mostly just experiencing relief from his full bladder and the simple pleasure of the act of urination.

Gardez l’haut for anyone down below, though. I choose to believe it falls as a warm, gentle rain, or maybe as a shower of Skittles.

Now for something to BoJack off to :

I bet BoJack has had a lot of gay sex without considering himself gay or even bi because he either did it to advance his career or when he was super drunk and thus had plausible deniability.

I mean, how could he become one of the biggest stars in Hollywoo without being pretty flexible (I know Brad is) about certain boundaries?

With a cock like that, he would be beating us fags off with a stick.

Or just beating us off.

One last pic. Then I will call it a night.

Here is an all time fave of mine :

I think Robin just figured out how to keep Prince John happy : give him what he REALLY wants to suck on.

I mean, just look how happy the old creep is with a cock in his mouth, possibly for the first time ever.

I mean, it’s not like Sir Hiss, a snake, has anything to offer in that respect . Nor do the Sherriff’s two dimwitted deputies, both vultures.

The Sheriff is a wolf (kinda), so he’s got a good sized cock. There are certain hierarchical issues but those can be solved with sufficient threats of bodily harm if word should get out as to what they have been up to.

Anyhow, that’s it for tonight. This wasn’t as fun as I thought it would be. I ran out of words again. And I guess it doesn’t feel naughty or daring any more.

Tomorrow : back to the usual slow motion angst-alanche.

I will talk to you nice people again tomorrow.