I’m feeling lazy and self-indulgent today, which means that my mind has gone into Summer Break Mode where all I want to do is have fun.
And this is a Good Thing ™. It means I have relaxed inside at least a little. I managed to un-clench some inner muscles that have been locked in rictus state for a long time, and that means everything can flow a little easier.
And that’s as much of a physical metaphor as you want it to be.
And when I think about it,why be tense? What’s the big deal? My life might not be spectacular but it’s comfortable;. I got friends, I got snacks, I got video games.
And really, what’s the worst that could happen if I just completely abandoned my lofty ambitions and just concentrated on enjoying myself?
Oh no, then I might become completely unproductive and not get anywhere!
Well guess what? I am already there. The way I see it, letting up on myself would yield the exact same result except that I would be way, way more relaxed and happy.
So you know what? That’s it. No more putting pressure on myself. No more putting myself through the wringer for all the things I’m not doing. No more compulsive self-loathing. No more worrying about the days of my life trickling away as life passes me by.
From now on, I am Mister Chill. Whatever,baby. Whatever. I am just here to enjoy myself and anything else is gravy.
It’s not like pressure and self-loathing ever worked anyhow.
Pressure holding steady
Still pretty horny. Guess it’s time to post porn.
Thought I would start off with something fairly mild. This could practically be considered mainstream if it wasn’t furry.
Damn do I love me some well stuffed underwear. It’s like it’s calling to me like a Xmas present, making me want to open it and see the goodies inside.
Is it just me, or does he have only one sock on? #relatable! Because of my diabetes making my feet weird, I often walk or squirm out of one sock without knowing.
Bears are so damned hot. Especially :
… that sexiest of bears, Baloo.
And this is one of my favorite poses in all of gay porn : from the back, butt stuck out, balls visible below.
Especially when it’s a deliciously thicc butt like that.
Seriously, I am beginning to drool. I want to do everything to that sweet sweet butt. Rub it. Spread it. See how many licks it takes to get to its creamy center.
But it wouldn’t be a porn post by me unless I posted something extra fucked up.
So here goes :
Kinda doesn’t make sense if you haven’t seen the movie.
But seeing as in the scene in question a bear uses leaves and a coconut to disguise himself as a monkey so he can participate in a racially problematic song and dance number, it doesn’t make a lot of sense if you HAVE seen the movie either.
Not sure which of the two I’m more jealous of, to be honest.
More after the break.
Stop spinning the room!
Or something like that.
Thing is, I’m dizzy. Feels like there is a heavy liquid in my skull that sloshes around whenever I move my head, and it throws my balance off as the weight shifts.
Like my head is a ship using water as ballast and the seas are mighty rough.
My being dizzy is not that unusual. It happens when I stand up too fast after having been sitting in the same position for too long. Normally that happens once or twice a week at most.
It’s a known thing.
So when it happened when I got up to take a shower earlier, it didn’t seem like that big a deal. Woops, got up too fast, it will pass in a bit.
But it didn’t. I realized that when I was in the shower. It hadn’t gone away. I was still pretty dizzy. Not as bad as the initial attack but still pretty bad.
I even had to skip washing my hair because once I realized that I was both dizzy and in the shower, I figured I had better get out of there right away.
Showers are very bad places to be dizzy.
Three hours later, and I am still just as dizzy. And so I am started to worry. I have never had the dizziness last this long.
Well, if it doesn’t clear up by tomorrow afternoon, I am going to have to go to the ER.
As symptoms go, this is medium bad. But as a possible indicator for something much worse, it is worrisome indeed.
Now where was I? oh right….PORN!
Further selections from my collection
Anthro Adult Simba looking smoking hot with his god-given ass, sexy mane-do, and that looks that says “I can tell you like what you see….”.
Because who wouldn’t? God damn he is hot in this picture. Makes me want to pounce him and see if I can make him purr.
Looks like one of Robin’s men is feeling especially Merry.
Not only is this piece very on-model, but I love Robin’s expression. He looks so happy and eager in a vaguely stoned way.
And his fangs are so cute.
That is seriously ball-meltingly hot. He’s clearly ready for action. I just want to lean in and give that lovely target a kiss. Mwah!
Okay, one last pic before I call it a night.
That’s Launchpad McQuack, both the best and the worst pilot in Duckberg. He’s dumb as a rock but hunky as fuck and as you can see he has other…. assets.
My only concern is whether it is legal to fuck someone that stupid.
I will talk to you nice people again tomorrow.